Wednesday, December 7, 2022

πŸŽ…πŸŽ„Random Tales of Christmas 2022 Part 2πŸŽ„πŸŽ…



The Holiday Hookup by Baylin Crow

Summary:
Reasons why Hunter Holliday is on my Naughty List:

1. He dresses like it's Casual Friday every day of the week.

2. Everyone loves him, even though I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually get any work done. It's the smile, I think. Definitely the laugh.

3. He's so relaxed, sometimes I can't even tell if he's awake. Or conscious.

4. He doesn't respect my office space boundaries. Stay in your own office and stop messing with my stuff!

Okay, the list is actually really long, but none of it matters because it's time for the annual Secret Santa exchange, and guess whose name I draw.

Hunter freaking Holliday

And he knows this because, I repeat, he won't stay out of my office and leave my things alone.

Even though I didn't ask, he has no problem telling me exactly what he wants.

Me. For one night

The Holiday Hookup is an MM Christmas short story with high heat and low angst.

Original Review January 2022:
I'll admit this may not be for everyone but I enjoyed it.  The Holiday Hookup may have a few faults for some that don't fit their idea of flirting, pursuing, and all around holiday attraction but I saw those fun elements between Hunter and Finn on every page.  That doesn't mean there wasn't a few times that I wanted to give both men a good solid shake or whack upside the head but as it was both men that deserved the shake and whack, I found myself completely hooked on their workplace banter.  Had it been one or the other that spurred those emotions in me I may have felt different about Baylin Crow's The Holiday Hookup but it was both Hunter and Finn so it's all good in my reading wants.  This is my first Baylin Crow read but it won't be my last, I look forward to checking out the author's backlist and an eye out for future releases.

RATING:



His Accidental Christmas Omega by Ava Beringer
Summary:
Omega Holidays #1
A fire took everything…except my unborn child, due Christmas Day. When the alpha of my dreams temporarily takes me in, can I resist falling for him?

Hapless rookie FBI agent Shane Hawkins loves showing off his badge to impress to omegas. When he falls in love with a vulnerable omega on the news, he rushes to find a safe place for him. When a mix-up makes him responsible for Drew Darling and his unborn child, Shane has to become a stand-up alpha quick. Can he figure himself out before Drew and his baby leave forever?

Omega military widower Drew Darling’s house just burned down. Oh, and he’s eight months pregnant. With a baby due on Christmas day, he has no place to go and no one to turn to. FBI agent Shane Hawkins comes to his rescue, and Drew falls for him on day one. Shane’s irreverence grates on him, but there’s no denying Shane’s heart of gold, or the immediate animal attraction. Will Drew’s grief stop him from embracing a brand new love?

Can Shane sacrifice for a life of love? When the new year comes, will it be time for Drew- and his newborn- to go? Will the baby really arrive on Christmas day?

This book is about 37,000 words and has a HEA. 18+ readers only please! This book contains occasional strong language, MPREG/Omegaverse, and hot, spicy grownup stuff. The omegas are heating up and the alphas are very knotty boys. 




On a Midnight Clear by Lily Morton
Summary:
It can safely be said that Lord Barnaby Greenwood is not having the best of Christmases.

He’s penniless, up to his eyeballs in debt, and about to lose his estate. Therefore, it’s hardly surprising that when a local property developer offers a lot of money to buy King’s Wood from him, Barnaby is very tempted. But his father had always impressed on him that the green wood was sacred and must be protected at all costs, so he finds himself saying no.

He knows this will result in the loss of his home, but duty comes before everything. However, that fateful decision leads instead to a magical Christmas for Barnaby, complete with an old god who grants him a favour, and a beautiful statue that comes to life.

Cosmo is perfect for him. He’s funny and kind and completely enraptured with Barnaby, and for the first time in his life, Barnaby falls in love. But how can this lead to anything but heartache, when on the last stroke of midnight on Christmas Eve, Cosmo will go back to being a statue and take Barnaby’s heart with him?

From bestselling author Lily Morton comes a truly magical romantic comedy.




Snow on the Roof by Sean Ashcroft
Summary:
Trapped in a holiday cabin with his extremely pretty, kind, patient PA isn’t the way Grant expected to spend Christmas Eve, but with Sunny warming up the cabin, his heart, and other things, it’s hard to be mad about all the snow on the roof.

He knows better than to get involved with a much younger man, but Sunny has been so kind and patient with him, and their feelings for each other are clearly mutual.

But with his pre-teen daughter about to show up for what he’s promised will be the most magical Christmas ever, how can he protect his fragile relationship with Sunny while making sure he fulfills his promise to Hope?

And how will the rest of the family react when they find out?

Can Grant find a way to keep everyone he loves close? Or will he have to choose between his past and his future?

Snow on the Roof is a gay romance with a HEA ending, and it does not contain a cliffhanger. It does, however, contain: a shirt of indeterminate color, an impossible request, glitter nail polish, a snowball fight, explicit sex scenes, and a Christmas miracle or two.




Your Christmas by SJ Coles

Summary:
Once Upon a Holiday #1
It’s your Christmas, Nick. Make it what you want it to be.

Nick only agreed to return to Littleton for Christmas because Charlie, his movie-star ex, is throwing a Christmas Eve party. Charlie was the one who got away, and, regardless of what his old friend Seph says, Nick thinks he still has a shot.

But things don’t go according to plan. Maybe it’s being back in his hometown, maybe it’s the time of year, but Nick is looking at Seph in a whole different way.

Nick has to decide what he really wants for Christmas before he blows yet another chance at happiness.


Random Tales of Christmas 2022

Part 1  /  Part 2  /  Part 3  /  Part 4
Part 5  /  Part 6  /  Part 7  /  Part 8
Part 9  /  Part 10  /  Part 11  /  Part 12




The Holiday Hook-Up by Baylin Crow
One 
Finn 
My fingers slide across the keyboard as I focus on the financials for the latest client we've acquired while trying to block out the strong scent of warm apple pie drifting from wax warmers scattered all throughout our company floor. 

"Finn, may I come in?" My boss, Mr. Waggoner, taps on my office door, snapping my attention from the spreadsheet I'm color coding. 

Leaning back in my cushioned office chair, I wave him inside. "Of course." 

A wide smile stretches his rosy cheeks as he strolls inside and tosses a small red velvet pouch on top of a carefully organized stack of paperwork. I wince, but he doesn't appear to notice. "You haven't drawn from Santa's sack, yet." 

My nose wrinkles as I try to understand my very eccentric boss. "Santa's sac—oh. Oh!" 

To be fair, I might have come across a little Santa porn by accident last night. Although I didn't watch it, the preview was enough that I'd never look at the jolly man ever the same. 

Secret Santa is my least favorite activity the office engages in for Christmas. Every single year for the five I've been working for Waggoner's Financial Resources I've ended up gifting someone with festive scented candles or a coffee mug with some generic phrase. How am I supposed to know what my coworkers want? It's not like I hang out with them outside of work. It would be nice if they'd add a wish list or something to each name and save me the headache. 

I force a smile. "I must have forgotten to draw one on the way out of the meeting." 

"You always work too hard." Mr. Waggoner chuckles. The man cuts a clean figure in his black suit, red tie, and slicked back salt-and-pepper hair. Despite his sharp appearance, my boss is a soft-hearted family man with a perky blond wife, five kids and another on the way. Work is simply work. Not life. 

He eyes the pouch expectantly until I paste on a wider grin and tug the gold rope to open the bag, reaching inside. There's only one last folded piece of paper left. I pull my hand free and hold the bag out for him to take. 

My boss grabs it while damn near bouncing on the soles on his shiny loafers as I unfold the paper. "Well, who is it?" 

I read over the name again, hoping it'll magically change, begging for a Christmas miracle. No such luck. I hold back a groan. Of all the people who work on our floor, of course it would be him. I struggle to keep the smile in place. "Hunter Holliday." 

If I wasn't a fan of the game before, I despised it now. 

Mr. Waggoner's hazel eyes sparkle and he flashes pearly white teeth in a pleased grin. "Oh, that's wonderful. I'm sure you'll find the perfect thing, what with you two being so close." 

Close? More like being harassed by the giant ex-professional quarterback on a daily basis. I suppress an eye roll and nod instead. "It's perfect." 

He stuffs the now empty pouch in his pocket and turns to walk away, but pauses in the doorway. "Don't forget to bring the present to the party next Friday night. Will you be bringing anyone?"

"Not this year." I offer an apologetic shrug. I never bring anyone, and sometimes I'm sure my boss is itching to set me up with someone. Anyone. But I don't have time to date while I'm focusing on my career. I'd been hired right after graduating college and have goals that are much more important than finding my soulmate. 

Mr. Waggoner appears disappointed but quickly hides it behind his usual cheerful smile. "Well, I'll let you get back to work." 

When he strolls away, humming to the tune of “Jingle Bells”, I know it'll be stuck in my head all day. I close my eyes and groan in annoyance. What is it about Christmas that makes everyone slightly more insane than usual? I stare down at the slip of paper in my hand and grimace. Literally anyone other than Hunter would have been better. 

Sighing, I slide the folded paper under my stapler to deal with later. Just as I turn back to my spreadsheet, a slow thump, thump hits my door frame. I know that knock. I loathe that knock. I don't even need to look up or bother to invite him in because it wouldn't matter if I told him to leave anyway, so I don't waste my breath. 

"Can I come in?" Hunter asks as if I have a choice in the matter. Not waiting for a reply, he takes measured steps across the worn carpeted floor, dragging his giant body as if the heavy burden alone slows his movement. Then the chair in front of my desk is slowly dragged backward and his ass drops onto the poor thing as its wooden legs struggle to hold the weight of the six-seven athlete who still has a tanned, toned body ready for game day, although he'd chosen to leave the field. Probably because he couldn't get in enough naps each day. 

He yawns. "So, who'd you get?" 

Hunter's voice is thick with sleep, deep and husky, except I'm fairly certain he's been awake for hours. The slow drawl makes the hairs on my arms stand at attention, and I want to slap myself for thinking it's infuriatingly sexy. He's also clearly stalking me since he knows what I've just done. 

"I don't know what you're talking about." I glance at him, a mistake I quickly realize I've made countless times. When I connect gazes with Hunter, he slowly blinks his deep-set brown bedroom eyes framed with thick black eyelashes and runs his fingers through his chestnut-colored hair that hangs in short loose waves that frame his face. Although he's only a few years older than me, his rugged features give him a look that makes him appear older than twenty-seven. Thanks to my baby face—rounded pale cheeks, small nose, dark brown hair that's kept neat, and light blue eyes—I'm often mistaken for a guy still in college. 

Irritated, I jerk my attention to my computer, pushing my square framed glasses up the bridge of my nose, and trying to ignore the reaction my body betrays me with every damn time he's within a ten-yard radius. I hammer my fingers on the keyboard harder than necessary, pretending to do something productive and hopefully send the message that I'm busy. He doesn't need to know I'm unable to focus on the numbers across the screen. His ego is big enough without my help. 

Hunter hums as if he doesn't believe me and leans forward with the speed of a sloth. When he starts moving things around on my polished desk where I have everything meticulously organized, I swat his hand and glare. "Paws off, Holliday. For the last time, leave my shit alone." 

Hunter ignores me as usual, and before I can stop him, he snags the paper with his name written on it. A lazy grin slants across his stupidly handsome face, making a deep dimple pop beneath dark scruff that should have been shaved at least two days ago. "You got me." 

Why does he look so happy about that? "I'm aware because I can read." 

Hunter leans back in the chair, crossing his jean-clad ankles and resting his hands over his t-shirt covered stomach, a far cry from the smoke gray suit I've worn today. He cocks his head. "Aren't you going to ask what I want for Christmas, Finn?" 

"Can't say it has crossed my mind." I straighten my tie while glaring, which only makes the overgrown oaf's grin broaden. 

"I got Janie in marketing. Probably just get her a gift card," Hunter tells me as if anything he does might interest me in the slightest. 

Buying a gift card would be easy enough, and I consider doing the same for Hunter. Although it's frowned upon by Mr. Waggoner, who thinks deep thought should go into gift giving, I decide if Hunter is allowed to break the rules then so can I. The less thinking I do about Hunter, the better. "That's probably what you'll get too." 

He shakes his head. "I don't want a gift card." 

Rolling my eyes, I lean back in my chair, folding my arms over my chest. Hunter won't leave until he drains the life from my soul anyway. "You don't get a say, Hunter. You shouldn't even know I got your name in the first place. Hence the Secret part of the game." He shrugs, and if possible, slouches further down in the chair, causing a squeak I'm sure will eventually turn into splintered cracks that will have his ass landing on the floor. While he gets more comfortable, I get more exasperated. "Don't you have work to do? Wait... Do you actually have a job here, or do you just hang around to drive me crazy?"

"You're cute." His lips kick up on one side, and I scowl. "I'm finished for the day." 

I glance at the time on my computer. It's only two in the afternoon. "How did you manage that?" 

Hunter yawns again. "I'm a fast worker." 

I sputter a laugh, and even he chuckles. "You aren't a fast anything." 

"Damn right," he gloats, and I feel like I've missed something, but he seems in no hurry to elaborate on the comment. 

I sigh. "I need to get back to work. Some of us don't have whatever magical powers you possess that make work vanish without lifting a finger."

He doesn't reply so I glance at him and find his eyes closed while his chest rises and falls in a steady rhythm. Did he really just fall asleep? I snap my fingers. "Hunter, wake up you lazy jock." 

"I am awake," he mumbles and I squint. Sure enough his eyes are open, barely noticeable. "But I do like it when you're bossy."

I suppress the urge to rub my temples to relieve the forming headache that always ebbs and flows when Hunter is around. "You have problems, you know that, right?" 

Hunter struggles to his feet and stretches his back as if he's been in the chair for more than five minutes. "Fine, I'm going. Some of us are getting together tonight for a drink. You should come."

"I'll think about it," I lie. I'll probably end up working late before dragging myself home for a glass of wine while I catch up on whatever work I hope will get me ahead in life. Lame. 

Hunter places his giant hands on my desk and leans down, whispering, "I'll be disappointed if you don't show." 

Scoffing, I avoid his gaze. "Well, it is my mission in life to keep you satisfied." 

Hunter hums in approval. "Cool. So, I'll see you..."

Seriously? I glare up at him. "No, Hunter. That was sarcasm." 

"You say sarcasm. I say suppressed honesty with oneself." He blinks slowly and my frustration escalates. 

It takes everything in me to keep my ass in the chair instead of hopping over my desk in an attempt to… Well, I'm not sure, but it wouldn't be pleasant. "Do the words that come out of your mouth actually make sense to you? I'm not suppressing anything."

He pushes away from the desk with a lazy grin. "Let's agree to disagree." 

I shake my head vehemently. "Let's not do that. How about you just get it through that thick skull that not everyone drools at the first word you say to them?" 

His lips tilt in a crooked grin. "I don't care what everyone does. Just you."

"Because you get off on torturing people?" I suggest, and he chuckles as if we are just two friends discussing whether he likes to inflict pain on someone for shits and giggles.

"Lucky for you, I'm not into the whole torture thing. Now ask me what I want for Christmas, Finn." He's still grinning, and I'm still annoyed.

I groan and tug my hair before pointing at the door. "Out."

With a rumbling laugh, he casually strolls to the door, pausing to glance back with his stupidly sexy smile in place and brown eyes, that fuck with my head, lowered half-mast. "you. Just one night in my bed. Think about it."

I freeze and stare at the empty spot where he stood only a second ago. There was no way he meant what it sounded like, even if it wasn't the first time Hunter had tossed a flirty comment or two my way. But that's just how he is, hitting on anything that moves.

That was, however, a pretty obvious invitation, which...doesn't sound terrible. I frown and rub my eyes beneath my glasses. There is no way I'm sleeping with Hunter, and besides, he definitely had to be joking. I hate him. He knows this, although it never seems to bother him.

Giving my head a solid shake, I look back at my computer screen and let loose a deep breath. At least I have numbers to distract me from thoughts of Hunter and me tangled in the sheets while he hovers above me, thrusting...

I huff. No. Definitely not. I will never sleep with Hunter fucking Holliday.




His Accidental Christmas Omega by Ava Beringer
1 
DREW 
A sound; Plunk. A whisper; Drew. Wake up. 

“Not yet. Five more minutes, you drill sergeant,” I groaned. A laugh. Come on, I wanna get some of those tamales at the farmer’s market and they sell out early. 

“Not yet.” Plunk. Drew! “Five more minutes, then we’ll get your special tamales.” Plunk. Drew! Wake up. He grinned and shook me. “Drew! Wake up!” 

I shot up in bed, expecting darkness, instead hell was waiting at my door. 

My neighbor Helga was under my window, throwing rocks and screaming frantically. The air was thick with smoke, billowing all around. 

“My house is on fire,” I said out loud, dumbly. “Help!” I yelled, but the roar of the flames, trying to break through my door, swallowed my voice. 

“Don’t open a door when there’s fire on the other side,” Jimmy used to say in his serious, soldier-y way. “When it gets more oxygen it’ll really go up.” 

“I got it, I got it,” I would tease. “I promise not to get cooked in a house fire. Thanks, baby. I’m keeping that promise. But if I couldn’t go out the door, how did I get out?

I cradled my belly, big and round with my husband Jimmy’s baby, thirty-seven weeks along. I have to save our baby. 

“The balcony.” I leapt out of bed, tripping on the sheets wrapped around my legs, uncoordinated because of my size and precious cargo. I paused a moment, grabbing Jimmy’s working parka and slinging it around my shoulders as I ran. Some nights I liked to put it in his spot and pretend he was still with me; luckily, I did it tonight. 

I burst out of the French doors onto our balcony. Its view was nothing special, just the cul-de-sac in our quiet, sleepy little neighborhood in the hills beyond the state park. There was pandemonium in the street as my neighbors screamed and fires raged all around. I truly had woken up in hell. 

A late season wildfire. The park rangers usually did an excellent controlled burn; what could have possibly happened to cause this? I had to get down from this balcony. I was low enough that if I jumped I would live, but it wasn’t gonna be pretty. 

I had a choice to make. The heat cooked my back and more smoke poured out of my room as everything my husband and I had worked for went up in smoke. The fire ate through my door and crept up behind me. 

Helga and a couple of my other neighbors gathered beneath my balcony. 

“Drew, you have to jump! We’ll catch you! Jump, we have to get out of here!” Fire engines screamed in the background. Help was on the way, but how far were they? Not close enough. The fire finally ate away at the door and smoke poured out of the windows on my lower level. 

“The fire’s eating through the house!” Helga yelled, hands cupped around her mouth. “The walls aren’t gonna hold!” My baby. With a final rub of my belly, I lifted a leg over the railing, then the other one. I held myself out over the open air, my heroic neighbors waiting for me with their arms outstretched.  Gripping the railing for dear life, I slid down into a crouch. The railing groaned and heated up; it was starting to warp and melt; I didn’t have much time. I let my feet dangle, then slid off, still holding on. I went too fast, the angle nearly wrenching my shoulders out of their sockets when my arms were extended. My neighbors gathered below me. 

“Drew, let go!” Helga called. I let go and fell…it felt like forever, but I was caught by four pairs of waiting arms. My ankle hit the ground at a bad angle and I rolled it, but the pain didn’t register. A fire engine roared up my street, calling for us to evacuate. My car was in my garage, already gone up in flames. Firefighters burst out of their engines and red-painted SUVs. 

“In the truck, let’s go!” The closest fireman roared. He didn’t need to tell me twice. He jumped down to help me into the cab, his hands strong but caring. Everyone loaded in, slamming the doors. It was a tight squeeze, but the truck immediately did a three-point turn and raced out of our cul-de-sac. 

“Who’s missing?” The driver, a muscular alpha woman, demanded. 

“My wife,” One omega man piped up. 

“My son and my dog.” Another voice said. 

The firewoman got on her com. “Echo, we’ve got at least three missing. Woman, man, dog. Stand by for addresses…” 

“We’re taking everyone straight to the hospital.” The fireman said, with the kind of authoritative voice that put you at ease. “Don’t worry. You’re safe now. I’m Jamison and this is Kelly with Primrose Keep Fire and Rescue, and we’ll be taking good care of you.” He turned to me. “Sir, are you hurt?” 

I blinked stupidly. “I, um…yes?” 

“Kel, radio it in. Pregnant omega male incoming, priority…” He started talking again, but it was like I was walking down a tunnel and couldn’t hear him. “Sir? Sir?”

“I think he’s in shock, Jamie.” The sound was far away. All the voices faded. I turned my head to look behind me. The last thing I saw was the home I shared with my deceased husband being swallowed by raging red flames. 

Everything went black. 

A few hours later, I woke up in the hospital under a mountain of pain, hacking and coughing from my battered lungs. The white lights were too bright and the sterile smell irritated my nose. My ankle throbbed and my shoulders were killing me, but the physical pain was nothing compared to the black hole inside my gut. 

Knock, knock. A woman’s head poked into my emergency bay. The curtain hissed as she pulled it back. 

“Mr. Darling, I’m Dr. White. I’m glad to see you awake and alert.” I tried to speak, but my voice wouldn’t come. I could only stare at her face, haggard from the frenzied rush and lack of sleep. 

She took a step inside. “You’ve got a sprained ankle, but it isn’t broken. You suffered mild smoke inhalation. Other than that, a few scrapes and bruises-” 

I found my voice then. “My baby?” My throat was raw and sore from the smoke. She offered a soft smile. 

“Initial signs say perfectly healthy.” I let out a long, whistling breath from my inflamed lungs and laid my head back on the bed. The most important thing was safe. My precious child, healthy and whole. “We called your emergency contact; your grandmother in Augusta, Georgia, correct? Do you have any relatives or friends you can spend the night with?” 

“No.” All I had was Jimmy and he was gone. I lifted my arm. His coat was still on me, but it was torn, singed, and streaked with smoke.

I broke down and wept again, but this time with an audience. 

“I’m so sorry, Mr. Darling. Truly, I am.” She patted my hand, and in that moment her genuine sympathy made me angry, because what was I supposed to do with it? Was it going to fix my ruined life? “We’ll be able to discharge you soon. Survivors like yourself are generally being sent to the Omega Center, and if not there than to one of the center’s trusted host families. You’ll be safe and warm and get good food and adequate care for your baby. It’s a safe place to start to make sense of all this.” There is no sense to this, I wanted to say, but all I could do was cry harder. The doctor set a box of tissue down by my side and tucked a couple in my hand. 

“Zach Morrey’s on his way. He runs the center and as my kids would say, he’s the chillest guy I’ve ever met. You’re in good hands with him, you’ll see.” After another couple of arm rubs, she took her leave, probably to take care of the next wretch who’d lost everything tonight. 

The baby stretched out inside me, turning my belly into a funny oblong shape, more like an oval. I let myself smile and ran my hand over the little bulge that I took to be their hand. 

“Not everything,” I whispered. “I have the most important thing.” 

Knock, knock. I jerked my head up. There was a man in the doorway; an omega with a backwards PK Thorns snapback and blond hair that reached the nape of his neck, wearing a t-shirt with the collar cut out. He was broad-shouldered and had some muscle on him, and along with a relaxed half-grin, looked more like a guy I’d see on a skateboard riding along the beach. 

“Mr. Darling?” I nodded and he took a slow step into the room. “I’d ask you how it’s going, but that’d be a pretty dumb question, huh, man?” I snorted a bitter laugh. “I’m Zach from the Omega Center. We’re gonna get you down there and get you some hot food and rest. How’s that sound?” He smiled like he didn’t have a care in the world, one of his front teeth slightly overlapping the other, and I wanted to escape into that world. He held a hand out for me and I took it. He treated me carefully and gently, and I wondered how many times he’d done something like this, and for how many years. 

It was a short drive to the center as we were already downtown. Smoke smothered the city like a sinister brownish-gray blanket. The building was nothing special, just an older seventies-era elementary school that had been repurposed. It was the energy that hung over it that bothered me. 

Inside, I was greeted by misery and grief. 

“I didn’t know the fire took so many homes,” I whispered. 

Zach nodded as he led me through the cafeteria. “Yeah. Too many families suffering tonight.” It was mostly omegas and tons of children, but a few alphas were sprinkled here and there, huddling with their families. So many empty eyes stared back at me as I checked out the scene. 

“Can I get a hot plate out here, boss?” Zach called into the doorway, like he wasn’t the boss. Food. My stomach growled. I hadn’t eaten in ages. Zach chuckled. “Two plates.” Zach took the plates of what smelled like pasta from the cook and carried them for me. 

“Why don’t we go straight to your room so you can have a little more quiet time?” 

“That would be great, thank you.” The sadness, the weeping, and the boisterous kids were frying my nervous system after I’d already been traumatized. There was a massive Christmas tree, maybe twenty feet tall, in the corner of the cafeteria. 

“Just put that up yesterday.” 

“It’s nice.” It was a beacon of hope for me, a bright spot in all the gloom. 

“Perfect timing, then. I’m gonna have you in a room with three other pregnant omegas. I apologize for having to squeeze you in like this.” 

“I’m just happy to have food and a place to sleep. I can’t thank you enough, Zach.”

Zach shrugged, the half-smile on his face. “I’m just a guy who wants to help. I’m looking for host families and I’m prioritizing pregnant omegas and those with little babies. I’m hoping to get you someplace where you can be at ease real soon.” He stacked a plate on his wrist like a waiter, so he’d have a hand free, and opened a door into what probably used to be an office. There were four beds crammed inside. A pregnant woman was sleeping with her back to the door and the other two beds were empty, those omegas probably in the cafeteria. Zach set my plates down on a little side table and straightened up to leave, giving me a little smile. 

I didn’t know why, but suddenly I was hugging Zach. He didn’t act surprised, just held me for a long time. I sniffled and a few tears fell, but I pulled myself together when the baby moved and the smell of lasagna and garlic bread called my name. 

Zach left to go run other parts of the center and I inhaled both plates of food, trying to keep my lip-smacking and fork-scraping quiet. 

Belly full, I laid down and rested a hand on my side. Grief, misery, shock, and terror for what the future held for me and my unborn child overtook me. I wept again, big, sopping tears that stained my clothes. My sore chest shook and an ugly whine snuck out of my mouth. “I have my baby. I have my baby,” I chanted. I curled up around my belly, determined to protect them from any harm that could befall them. “We’ll be alright. Me and you, we’ll be alright.” 

I wrapped Jimmy’s coat around me tighter and cried myself to sleep.




On a Midnight Clear by Lily Morton
I stare at the builder who is sitting opposite me. His florid face glows in the light, and even as I watch, he runs his handkerchief over his forehead, mopping up the sheen of sweat. Then he folds his arms and directs a belligerent glare at me. 

“Listen, Lord Greenwood. I have the utmost respect for you, but the time’s come to stop playing silly games.”

I wonder idly why people always say they have respect for you and then go on to prove the direct opposite but put a polite smile on my face as he carries on with his tirade.

“I want King’s Wood, and I mean to have it.”

I spread my hands and lean back in my chair at my desk. The leather creaks warningly, but like so much about my house, it just squeaks through. “Then we have a problem, Mr Thompson, because I own that wood, and I have no intention of selling it to you. You want to bulldoze it and build housing on the land.”

He glowers. “So? Is there something wrong with building new houses for people who need them?”

“Not at all,” I say mildly. “Only the people you build them for don’t need them, per se, as they are all rather rich. You build mansions and not social housing. Roughly translated, they’ll be clogging up the country lanes with their huge cars, speeding everywhere, and being appallingly rude to the local people as if the simple act of possessing three cars and holidaying in the Maldives automatically puts them out of the reach of politeness.” 

He scoffs. “It’s not exactly your business.”

I wrinkle my nose. “It sort of is, Mr Thompson. That wood has been in my family’s possession for thousands of years. It directly abuts my gardens. My father entrusted it to me with a solemn undertaking to keep it safe. Do you know anything about King’s Wood?” He shakes his head crossly, but I continue. “Druids worshipped there. There is still a circle of ancient stones in the centre about which we know very little.” 

“Druids,” he says in a tone of disgust. “Are they those funny folks who run around in their nighties?”

“I’m so glad you could sum up our ancient pagan history in just a few words.”

He blows his nose belligerently. “I don’t hold with any of that London nonsense.”

I blink. “Well, it’s actually local business. King’s Wood is sacred land.”

“Bloody ridiculous. It’s prime building land, Lord Greenwood, and I want it.”

“Well, as my old nanny used to say, we can’t always get what we want.” I pause. “It was either her or Mick Jagger.” I smile politely at him. “I feel we are at an impasse.”

A smile crosses his face that instantly makes me nervous. “Well, we’ll see about that.”

“What do you mean by that, Mr Thompson?”

He shrugs, standing up and pulling on his coat. “It means that Mr Watson and I play golf together.”

“You play golf with my bank manager? I’m unsure why that was said in such a threatening manner unless he cheats or steals your balls.” Despite my flippancy, anxiousness stirs in me, and by his smug smile, he knows it.

“Him and me, we’ve had some very interesting chats.”

I sigh. “Spit it out, Mr Thompson. I think we’re finally coming to the point after months of these chats of ours.”

“Mr Watson says that you’re in danger of losing all this.”

He waves his hand to encompass the room, and anger boils inside me at his careless gesture.

“Oh really?” I say silkily. “That’s what he said, is it? And did Mr Watson have any more gems to impart in his quest to break all the rules of confidentiality?”

“He says you’ve got until the middle of January to pay the money that is owed to the bank, or he’ll be foreclosing on you.” He smiles at me again. “He confidently expects that you’ll never be able to do that. And when it happens, I’ll be first in line to buy everything lock stock. So, you see, Lord Greenwood, I will own the wood and the house.” He looks around assessingly. “I wonder how many houses I can get on the plot when this old monstrosity is torn down.”

I get to my feet. “I’d like you to leave,” I say in a cold voice, and he has the grace to flush, but he stays where he is.

“I’ll offer you fifty grand more than my first offer,” he says urgently. “Sell me the wood, and you can clear some of your debts with the bank.” I stare at him, my mind racing, and he shrugs. “I still think you’ll lose this place eventually, but it’ll buy some time, and I’ll get what I want. I usually do in the end.” He pulls on his gloves. “I’ll let myself out, Lord Greenwood, and leave you to think about it. Don’t wait too long. I’ll be back on Christmas Eve to know your answer.”

The door slams loudly behind him, and a book falls off a shelf in a puff of dust. I collapse into my chair, hearing the leather creak again, and stare at the pile of paperwork on the worn wood surface of my desk. It was my father’s desk before me and his before him. Generations of Greenwoods have sat here running the estate and probably doing a much better job than me. 

I groan and rub my eyes, but the paperwork is still there when I lower my hands. I prod it with my finger, and the papers separate, revealing bills all with the words “final demand” stamped on them. Bank statements are stapled neatly together, telling a story of a chronic lack of funds and a house and grounds that consume money faster than I have a chance to make it. Let’s face it. If I owned the Bank of England and could print my own money, I’d still never make enough for Greenwood Hall.




Snow on the Roof by Sean Ashcroft
1
“How many times do you want me to say I’m sorry?” Grant asked, staring out of his office window. “I can’t make an airline put another flight on. I just can’t.” 

He hated himself for forgetting all about Thanksgiving, but he’d been so buried under work lately that he’d been wearing the same shirt for three days. He wasn’t coping with anything. 

“I’m not mad,” Julia said, sighing on the other end of the line. “Just disappointed. And it’s not me you need to apologize to.” 

“I know,” Grant flopped down at his desk, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Do you think she’ll talk to me?” 

“She’s dying to talk to you,” Julia said. She was trying to sound disapproving, but there was still fondness in her tone. Still warmth. 

That was why it’d been so easy to love her. She was the most caring, patient person Grant had ever met. Even with him. Even though he was kind of a walking disaster sometimes.

“Are you gonna let me talk to her?” Grant asked. 

He knew Julia would never, ever take his child away to punish him, but he was on edge. He wanted to be as patient as she was, as composed and able to face anything without so much as blinking, but he didn’t have it in him. 

Stress had left Grant going grey at forty-two, Julia could still have played a teenager on TV at the same age. Nothing ever seemed to touch her. 

Not because she didn’t care. Because she had better coping skills than Grant could ever hope for. 

“Of course. I’m just letting you squirm,” Julia said. “I’ll put her on.” 

Grant breathed a sigh of relief, tapping his fingers against the dark wood of his desk, the leather of his chair creaking under him as he shifted his weight. 

Explaining to Julia was one thing. She understood how the adult world worked. 

Explaining to Hope… 

“Daddy?” 

“Hey, baby,” Grant said, a smile spreading across his face as he heard his daughter’s voice. As nervous as he was about how she was going to take the news, it was impossible not to be happy to talk to her. 

Hope was the person Grant loved most in the entire world, which he figured was how it should be.

“Mom says you need to tell me something,” she said. 

Grant wasn’t sure whether or not that was intended to help him, but it was good not to have to bring it up on his own or dance around it. 

“I need to apologize to you,” Grant said. “I can’t make it to Thanksgiving this year. I’m sorry, I screwed up, and I will make sure it doesn’t happen again.” 

“Good apology,” Hope responded. 

Despite his own disappointment, he found himself smiling again. Julia had been big on teaching Hope how to apologize, and how apologies were supposed to sound. 

She’d taught Grant how to apologize, too. She’d put up with a lot of his crap. More than he deserved. 

“You’re not mad?” Grant asked, unsure how to react now that Hope didn’t seem upset. 

“I wanted to see you,” Hope said, her voice tiny. 

Sometimes, he forgot she was only twelve. Other times, it felt like yesterday that she’d been small enough to hold with one arm. 

“I know, honey. Believe me, I wanted to see you, too,” Grant responded, tears stinging at his eyes. Hope was the person Grant loved most in the world, and he missed her so much. 

The last eighteen months had been tough. Grant had been so used to living close by, to being able to see Hope every day.

He’d also been used to having people around him to remind him of things like Thanksgiving coming up, or to bring him a homemade lasagna when they got the feeling he hadn’t had time to eat properly for a while. 

Now he had… a really nice apartment and a better job, but no one to share it with. 

The tradeoff was starting to feel less and less like a good one, even though his old job had disappeared from under him. 

He needed to work to give Hope the best chance in life. She deserved that. He just wished he didn’t have to do it so far away from the people he loved. 

“Hey,” Grant spoke up before Hope could respond. “You know I’m gonna make this up to you, right?” 

“Okay, daddy,” Hope said. 

Like she didn’t believe him. Like she was just… disappointed. Not mad. 

Like her mother. 

It was even worse coming from his daughter. 

“I’m serious.” Grant paused to decide how he was going to make it up to her, and then remembered something she’d said years ago. 

“You always wanted snow at Christmas, right? Well, this year, I’m gonna give you snow, okay?”

“In California?” Hope asked, as incredulous as Grant would have expected her to be. 

“No, I’m gonna take us all somewhere really nice, where it snows, and we’re gonna have a real tree and hot chocolate by the fire and a snowball fight. Seriously. This is a promise.” 

Grant didn’t promise things lightly. It was his policy to never break a promise, no matter what it took to make them happen. 

He’d get Hope snow for Christmas. He had to. 

She deserved a better father than him. She deserved the world and the moon and all the stars. But this was something he could do, and he was going to. 

“Really?” Hope asked, her tone changing a little. She sounded as though she almost believed him. 

“Really. I never break a promise.” 

“I know,” Hope said. “I love you, daddy.” 

A weight lifted off Grant’s shoulders. He was forgiven. He might not get to see his little girl for another few weeks yet, but at least she didn’t hate him for this. 

“I love you too, sweetheart. You wanna tell me about your day?” he asked. 

If he couldn’t see her, at least he could talk to her. He talked to her almost every day, but he’d been letting that slip lately, too.

He needed help. He couldn’t manage his job and his life on his own. Pretty much everyone else at his level had a PA. 

Grant had held out against it, not wanting to admit to needing anything, but this incident was forcing his hand. A PA would have gotten him a flight. 

He smiled as he listened to Hope describe what she and her friends had done at school, laughing whenever she did, glowing with joy at getting to talk to her. 

Accepting help would give him more of this, so he needed to accept some help.




Your Christmas by SJ Coles
“I got it,” Nick said as he stepped into the icy December wind. “I only bloody well got it.”

“Congratulations.” Nick could hear the smile in Seph’s voice, even though the mic on his friend’s pay-as-you go mobile made him sound like he was at the bottom of a well. “I knew you’d smash it.”

Nick also smiled as he hailed a taxi. Seph always made him feel good, even at times like this when his other emotions were harder to call. “Well, they couldn’t exactly pass me over after my big win last month.”

“You gonna phone your dad?”

“I’ll tell him Monday,” Nick said as he climbed into the taxi, wincing at Smooth Christmas blasting from the driver’s radio. “Mate, can you turn that down?”

The driver gave him a look and turned Slade’s Merry Christmas Everybody down by one notch. Nick sighed. “Kensington please, pal. This is finally it, Seph. A shot at a partnership. The chance I’ve been waiting for… You still there?”

“I’m here.”

“Got something to share?” Nick said after a heartbeat.

“Why would you say that?”

“I know your silences, Seph. Come on. Spit it out.”

Seph sighed. “I dunno, Nick. Just last week you were telling me how you never have time for yourself—to have fun, to meet anyone. Won’t this promotion mean even less time for those things?”

“Yeah, but I’ll finally be getting paid enough to make it worth it.”

“Fair enough.” Seph’s neutral tone didn’t fool Nick, but he continued before Nick could retort. “So, did you make a decision yet?”

“About what?” Nick asked, gritting his teeth as Slade ended and Michael BublΓ©’s crooning filled the car.

“About this weekend,” Seph prompted. “You know…Christmas?”

“I can’t come. Gotta get caught up on my new caseload.”

A pause. “Not to be that guy, Nick, but your dad—”

“Dad wants to sit on his arse getting pissed. It will be no different from any other day, except on Saturday he’ll be drinking sherry.”

“He wants to see you, Nick. I know he does.”

“He told you this?”

“I can just tell. He’s lonely.”

“Stop with the guilt-tripping, Dr. Rose,” Nick muttered. “It doesn’t suit you.”

“Nick, Christmas is a time to be with those you love—even if you hate them at the same time.”

“I don’t hate Dad,” Nick said, loosening his tie. “I’ve just got too much on.”

“Even more reason to come. You need a break. Besides, didn’t it occur to you…?”

“What?” Nick prompted when Seph didn’t continue.

“Didn’t it occur to you that I might want to see you?”

“We just saw each other,” Nick protested, wincing when his work phone started buzzing in his pocket. His new secretary was emailing his schedule for the following week and requesting confirmations. He fought the sinking feeling when he saw the back-to-back court dates, meetings and corporate networking events. “What did you say?” he said when he realized Seph had said something else.

“I said my conference was eighteen months ago. And you’ve not been here to Littleton in, what? Christ…years.”

“Look… I’m sorry, Seph,” he said, opening the app to accept the appointment invitations. “There’s just nothing for me up there.”

Another pause, longer this time. But before Nick could decide what it meant, Seph spoke again.

“Come on, Nick,” he cajoled. “Even Charlie Kearney is spending Christmas at home this year.”

Nick started. “Charlie’s back?”

Seph swore under his breath. “Sorry. I didn’t think.”

“Charlie Kearney is going to be in Littleton for Christmas?”

“Yeah,” Seph said, a little tightly. “He’s having some big look-how-famous-I-am party at Arnold House on Christmas Eve.”

“And you’re invited?”

“Unfortunately.”

“He didn’t tell me…”

“Shit, Nick, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have said anything.”

“No, no. This is a good thing,” Nick said, pocketing the work phone and smiling.

“It is?”

“Think about it. I’ve just got my new place, a new job. What better time to see him again? It’s, like, fate or something.”

“You really think it’s worth it? After all this time?”

“Things are different now,” Nick said. “I’m different.”

“His fiancΓ© will be there.”

Nick snorted. “That designer he picked up in Paris? They’ve only been together for three weeks.”

“They’re still engaged.”

“I don’t care if they got married at Notre-Dame. Mega-star or not, it’s still just Charlie being Charlie. This feels like a chance, Seph, a second chance, and I’m gonna take it.”

“I just…”

“What?” Nick said, his friend’s tone sending irritation rippling over his skin.

“I just don’t want to see you get hurt.”

“I’m not an idiot,” Nick insisted. “I’m not saying we’ll get back together. But there’s unresolved shit there. You know I don’t like loose ends.”

“Well, that’s romantic.”

“Fine. You want romantic?” He drew a deep breath. “He’s the one who got away, Seph. I’ve never stopped thinking about him. I deserve the chance to at least tell him that. Right?”

“Of course you do. But do you really think you’ll have anything in common anymore?”

“He’s a Littleton success story,” Nick said, swiping the steam away from the window to try to see what progress they’d made down Brompton Road. “So am I.”

“Well, can’t argue with that.”

“Too right.” Nick frowned as they passed Harrods’ festive shopfront display—plastic snow, garish ornaments, a smiling family in matching jumpers digging into mince pies in front of a blazing log fire that had to be a set in some studio somewhere. “Might as well get something out of this god-awful weekend.”

“So…you’re coming?”

“I’m coming.”

“Great,” Seph said, the warmth in his voice starting an unfamiliar tingling in Nick’s toes. “That’s really great, Nick.”



Baylin Crow

Baylin writes gay romance stories full of sweetness and steam. She's best known for her Sugar Land Saints series that follows a college football team set in Texas, which she also calls home. Whether writing books or reading them, Baylin spends the majority of her time tucked into the pages of stories about men who love other men. She has two children, a spoiled cat, and a heavy addiction to caffeine.





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She has spent her life with her head full of daydreams and decided one day to just sit down and start writing about them. In the process she discovered that she actually loved writing, because how else could she get to spend her time with hot, funny men!

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S.J. Coles is a Romance writer originally from Shropshire, UK. She has been writing stories for as long as she has been able to read them. Her biggest passion is exploring narratives through character relationships.

She finds writing LGBT/paranormal romance provides many unique and fulfilling opportunities to explore many (often neglected or under-represented) aspects of human experience, expectation, emotion and sexuality.

Among her biggest influences are LGBT Romance authors K J Charles and Josh Lanyon and Vampire Chronicles author Anne Rice.



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Monday, December 5, 2022

πŸŽ…πŸŽ„Monday Morning's MenuπŸŽ„πŸŽ…: On the Road to Christmas by Declan Rhodes



Summary:

Les and Sly embark on separate holiday road trips from Phoenix back home to Chicago. Neither knows that the magic of the season will intervene to make them lovers by the time the parallel journeys are over.

Both Les and Sly are still aching from recent breakups, and they vow to avoid romantic entanglements for the foreseeable future. Fate has other plans. By the time they unexpectedly cross paths for a third time, they suspect it might be more than a coincidence.

Good-natured happy-go-lucky Les is great at friendships and a failure at love. He moved to Phoenix to stick by his best friends and immediately jumped into another painful dating relationship that ended in a parking lot Christmas tree market.

Sly is eager to leave one of the worst years of his life behind. The end of a two-year romance and the death of his stepfather cast a cloud of gloom over his December. He decides to visit his mom in Chicago for a bit of guaranteed Christmas cheer.

On the Road to Christmas is a 40,000-word holiday romance. It features Christmas carols, Cadillac Ranch, lots of cookies, and a magical boost from Santa Claus.

An earlier version of On the Road to Christmas was published under the title Love for Christmas by Grant C. Holland. The book has been revised, updated, and expanded for re-release.



ONE 
LES 
I already missed the snow even though it was early in the season back home in Chicago. I daydreamed about those big fluffy snowflakes that drift down past the streetlights all night long until you wake up under a fresh blanket of six inches of white.  

The last time Phoenix recorded measurable snow was back in 1937. It wasn’t likely to happen in the current year or—with climate change—any year in the near future. A white Christmas would be an Arizona miracle. 

I fiddled with the radio dial in my boyfriend Dave’s car and tried to find a commercial-free Christmas station. Dave was an Ebenezer Scrooge in training and grumbled, “I can’t believe they started playing stupid Christmas carols two weeks before Thanksgiving this year. I call it Santa creep—it’s like a disease. We need a vaccine or maybe an anti-Claus spray.”  

While I ignored the trashing of my favorite holiday of the year, I found the right station and smiled broadly. The strains of “Let It Snow” filled the car. 

I surprised myself when I fought back vigorously against Dave’s opinion a few seconds later.

“Come on, now. Have the holiday spirit! I still say we should decorate a Joshua tree in the living room. That sounds more like an Arizona Christmas to me. Evergreens are for the places where they grow.”  

My boyfriend’s expression grew darker as he scowled in response to my suggestion. 

I didn’t want to provoke a fight, but it looked like the storm clouds were gathering. Ten minutes earlier, Dave explained that he had a rough day at work. To my ears, it was rough day #53 in a row. That might be a slight exaggeration, but it felt like that.  

When we first met, he was bright, cheerful, and, frankly, sexy as hell. Three months later, our dating honeymoon ended, and we found ourselves in a no man’s land of ugly bitterness and strife. 

Speaking like an authority on the holiday customs of the whole U.S.A., I said, “In the part of the country with snow on the ground in the winter, you can get family and friends together, hike out into a tree farm’s woods, and cut your own tree down. It’s a celebratory experience.” 

“In the freezing cold. I say those people are insane.” 

Dave’s opinion didn’t stop me.  

“The upside to the adventure in the woods is that you don’t have to pick your tree out from a pile of net-wrapped bundles of branches on a strip mall parking lot. It’s fresh from growing in the sunshine and fresh air. Not that I’m criticizing.” 

When he pulled up to stop at a busy intersection, Dave turned his head to stare directly at me. I recognized the annoyance in those grey-blue eyes. They looked at me full of pure lust when we first met, but in recent weeks, more often than not, I only saw frustration when I looked back.

He said, “Tell me again why you moved to Phoenix, Les. We can drive out to the edge of the city to cut down a Christmas tree, but why? How would that make any earthly sense when there are plenty of trees right here in the city. This is convenient, and they mostly look the same anyway.” 

“Tradition.” 

Dave’s voice dripped with scorn as he explained himself. “My idea of the holiday tradition is to drive up to the lot, look at all the nice little trees, have the staff shake off the needles, and cart the specimen home. We set it up on the tile floor so we can easily vacuum up the needles after we carry the tree carcass out to the curb on December 26th for the neighborhood recycling pickup.” 

It was our first holiday season as a couple, and he approached it like a shop owner setting up the perfect store window in a neighborhood without any shoppers. He didn’t like Christmas parties, and he didn’t celebrate with family. The guests would be likely to disturb the decorations.  

When I grew up, keeping pets and kids from knocking things awry when retrieving thrown Nerf balls from the Christmas tree branches was part of the fun. We even had a cat that liked to sleep halfway up in the branches. She’d lie there and lazily bat her paw at the ornaments. The idea of making the holiday look perfect for a magazine photo layout was lost on me.  

I was used to the glorious sloppiness of Christmas with family and friends more concerned about togetherness than hanging Christmas lights in perfect symmetry or vacuuming up the needles shed by the tree first thing on the morning after.  

Dave’s cranky attitude sent me into a dull grey mood. Anger wasn’t the reason for feeling like that. It was more like I had an ache that tugged everything down. Somehow, I recovered enough to answer the question about moving to Arizona.  

“I moved to Phoenix for the weather.”

It was only a half-truth. I knew the whole truth would make me vulnerable to another tongue lashing, and I didn’t want to catch it on the Christmas tree lot.  

The truth was I didn’t move to Phoenix from the northern Midwest for the best reasons. I trailed after my best friend, Jensen, when he followed a job promotion and brought his new partner, Alec, along.  

I imagined myself in the role of the enchanted godfather given the mission of looking out for my two favorite people in the world. They were a great couple, but they had rough patches, too. Alec could be moody, and Jensen could be overly sensitive. 

My sunny attitude stopped more than a few hurt feelings and misunderstandings from turning into emotional upheavals. 

At least, that’s the story I liked to tell myself. When I let reality sink in before falling asleep at night, I knew that my primary reason for leaving the Midwest was one big hunk of fear of loneliness. 

Dave steered the car into a parking lot next door to a nondescript strip mall. Racks of Christmas trees in sizes ranging from five feet tall to towering over ten feet took up half of the usual parking spaces.  

I tried to regain the joyful spirit of the holiday and chirped, “Firs, pines, and cypress, oh my!” 

Dave didn’t even crack a smile. “Scotch pine is what we’re after. They hold their needles the best. That means a lot less clean up.” 

I looked around as I followed Dave to the rear of the lot. Two employees dressed as elves were busy assisting customers. They wore embroidered nametags on the backs of their stretchy green outfits.

It was showtime for Rudy and Binx, two college-age elves who looked impressive in tights. I didn’t dare let my gaze linger long on them while at Dave’s side, but a glance at their muscular physiques was worth it. 

The mellow tones of “O, Christmas Tree” piped through tinny speakers drifted through the air, and my mood brightened. 

Dave pointed at a short, squat tree near the end of the row of options. “This one. It’s perfect.” 

I countered by pointing at a potential choice with short needles on the opposite side. “Or that one. He looks lonely. Christmas is the season to cure those ills. Nobody should have to suffer during the holidays.” 

Dave brought my spirit back down to earth again as he rolled his eyes. “Sometimes, Les, your comments like that are cute. Tonight, they’re not. My head’s hurting. Christmas trees don’t get lonely. They’re dead plants—mere objects.” 

While Dave hunted for one of the elves to assist us and shake the needles off his chosen tree, I heard raised voices one row away. A shrill female voice insisted, “We ALWAYS get a Balsam! For the love of God, this year, let’s try something different.” 

Then I heard the dreaded “T” word as a masculine voice rumbled in response. “What is Christmas about? It’s about tradition. And what does that word mean? Tradition doesn’t mean different. A balsam is a perfect tree.” 

Binx appeared, trailing behind Dave. Binx’s body had a muscular V-shape from the rear, and from the front, his green elf costume stretched tight across his broad chest. I pictured him racing on the college swim team in the skimpiest of well-packed speedos when toy construction season ended. 

“This one here,” said Dave.

While Binx hefted the little pine over his shoulder, I trailed behind Dave. 

As we neared the car, I heard the frustrated woman again. “You know what’s traditional? Those God-awful burnt nut bars your mother calls tasty. I’ll make you three dozen of those as my contribution to Christmas baking. Let’s revel in family traditions. Maybe I’ll make her God-awful stuffing for Christmas dinner, too.” 

“C’mon, Les, Binx will have us out of here in less than five more minutes, and sheesh, I hope that’s never us.” He shook his head. “Arguing at the Christmas tree lot. How far from the holiday spirit can you get?” 

I hoped Dave couldn’t hear it, but I had to get my reaction out of my head. If I didn’t, it would fester like an open sore and threaten to explode as we climbed in bed at midnight. I might die in bed from bleeding inside my brain. 

I dropped my voice to a whisper and said, “You would know the answer to that question better than me.” 

Binx had a handy machine to shake off the needles and then a second one that wrapped the tree tight in a plastic mesh. It all reminded me of the shrink-wrapped vegetables at the cut-rate grocery store. They never looked as delicious as the ones I got to rummage through and pick out on my own.  

Dave turned toward me. “Can you heft the tree over your broad shoulder to carry it to the car? It’s a good use of those muscles. While you’re doing it, I’ll pay.” 

I wasn’t excited about pine needles scratching against the side of my face, but I didn’t want to cross my boyfriend in the Christmas tree lot. It wouldn’t be suitable for the holidays. 

I said, “Uh—okay—yeah, that’s fine.”

“We can set it up in the water tonight, and then tomorrow evening, we’ll decorate it after the branches relax. You aren’t busy tomorrow—are you?” 

Binx’s face looked more queasy than cheerful as he watched the exchange. He saved me from the annoying task and said, “I’ll carry it to your car. We offer that service with a smile.”  

The helpful ripped elf dutifully showed off a mouthful of bright, white, straight teeth that would make an orthodontist proud. 

I said, “Jensen and Alec invited us over for dinner tomorrow night. It’s a mini-Christmas party for Bailey. I think it’s the sweetest idea, and I’ve already wrapped a gift from us. I put the party on our shared Google calendar. Didn’t you notice?” 

Dave’s forehead furrowed as he offered his credit card to the clerk for checkout, and Binx stood quietly by my side with the tree over his shoulder.  

“Isn’t Bailey their dog?” 

“Yep, he’s their golden retriever. You’ve met him. It’s his first Christmas with Jensen and Alec. They wanted to do something special.” 

“That’s ridiculous.”  

Binx winced noticeably. 

I recoiled like a pup after a thump on the tip of his nose. I followed Dave to the car in silence. We tied the tree to the top, and I pulled the twine tight, attaching the greenery to the ski rails. Satisfied with my binding work, I said, “I don’t think it’s going anywhere.” 

Dave shared more Christmas wisdom. “A real tree is almost too much of a bother, but I need somewhere to hang Grandma’s antique ornaments, and the women from work always coo over a real tree when they see the photos on the phone. I wouldn’t hear the end of it if I skipped out on having a tree altogether.” 

I looked over the top of the car and the bulk of the tree and contemplated his expression. Something began to snap inside. It happened without warning. It was like a movie when the camera focuses on a crucial rope that’s starting to fray. You’re on the edge of your seat as the next fibers break.  

I asked, “And do you like decorating at all?” 

Dave merely shrugged and climbed into the driver’s side of the vehicle while the next fiber broke. I thought I heard the Christmas tree sigh and watched its branches go limp in the plastic mesh package. 

The ride back to my boyfriend’s house didn’t improve anything. He asked, “What’s the deal with all of this attitude from you? I thought you said you liked the holidays.” Snap—snap—snap—the rope was getting dangerously thin. 

I fiddled with the radio dial again until I heard Mariah Carey singing her heart out. I tried not to sound too defiant when I insisted, “I love Christmas. Ask my friends. Ask my family. It’s you that I’m worried about. If it’s not perfectly wrapped up in plastic or eighty years old made with real feathers and crystals, it’s not worthy of an authentic holiday to you.”  

After I delivered my monologue, I didn’t wait for an answer. I leaned my head back, closed my eyes, and sang along with Mariah in my dreadful croak of a singing voice. 

Five minutes later, we reached the edge of Dave’s neighborhood. As he turned onto his street, he said, “I could do it all without you. I’ve done it for five years that way. Is that what you want?” 

He intended it as a threat, but I heard opportunity.

In my head, I saw the sands in the hourglass of our relationship running on empty. Only a few grains remained. I debated whether to try and turn the hourglass over to start again, and then I shifted in my seat and saw Dave’s nasty scowl.  

In my head, I began to cheer for the falling grains. The last grain rattled in the neck of the hourglass before it finally rested on a snow-white pile of sand. 

“You can’t even answer the question.” His voice was loud and shrill. He got that way when I deviated from prescribed plans. “I’m taking you home.” 

I didn’t attempt an answer. Instead, I nodded and closed my eyes. I imagined a Christmas date who looked like anyone but Dave.  

While the car rumbled along with the tree still attached, I thought about my initial attraction. It was absurd. I swooned because he reminded me of Jensen—my current best friend and former boyfriend. Our romantic relationship lasted for three crazy dates six years ago. 

I mouthed an alternative version of Mariah’s words to myself, “All I want for Christmas is….not Dave.” 

As he pulled up to the curb in front of my apartment building, he didn’t offer a kiss. He didn’t even turn his head. I didn’t get “Happy Holidays” and certainly no, “I’m sorry.” 

Without hesitating, I pulled my ass out of the car and said, “Later, Dave.” 

He muttered, “Much later,” as I closed the door behind me. 

I wasn’t angry, and I wasn’t numb. I was only me. It was perhaps my best and most intelligent breakup yet. As I settled on the sofa in my apartment and dug the Charlie Brown Christmas special out of my DVR, I texted Jensen. It read:

“And so it ends.”

His reply made me smile for the first time in hours. Elsewhere in Phoenix, the Christmas spirit was burning bright. Jensen said: 

“We’re baking cookies! Get your ass here quick! Bailey gets his own batch.”



TWO 
SLY 
It was already one hell of a crazy year, and it wasn’t over yet. I stared at myself in the bathroom mirror. I’d spent much of the past eleven months holding on with a white-knuckled grip, feeling like I was in the last car of a roller coaster whipping around every curve. The dark circles etched under my eyes told the short version of the story. 

I thought I’d managed to survive the worst after June came to an end. Unfortunately, fate was just warming up. My two-year dating relationship ended as I stared up at Fourth of July fireworks with Randy. 

When a giant red and white shell exploded, he said, “Sly, I don’t think this is going to work.” For the first time in six months, that night, I slept alone. 

The next four months featured a long string of bad ideas and mediocre conversations disguised as dates. At Thanksgiving, as we went around the table, I blurted out to my adopted family, my stepdad’s sisters, sons, and daughter, “I’m thankful for my new dating ban. No ridiculous nights out or mysterious bodies in my bed for at least six more months.” 

Everyone at the table sat in stunned silence until Granny Foster dropped her fork. I always wondered why my contemporaries in the family didn’t call her Great-Granny Foster. It was an accurate description of the relationship, but I think she’d been Granny to almost everybody for so long that no one thought specifics were important. 

After the fork clanged on the good china, my step-sister Sandy said, “Well, okay. Will somebody pass the turkey?” 

I was initially an imperfect, uncomfortable fit with my step-family when Mom and I first moved to Phoenix. They pegged me as a rebel with my tattoo sleeve, leather jacket, and penchant for blatant honesty at the most awkward of times. 

The more accurate label for me was a romantic dreamer. I wore the leather jacket to remind me of my treasured fantasies of escape from the unfair, disagreeable world I found myself inhabiting far too often. I fashioned myself a spiritual successor to the likes of Jack Kerouac and James Dean. 

In the end, Granny Foster and all the rest loved me, and they laughed at the lively stories I told them about a life most of them only saw on TV. The divergence from their experiences began when I talked about being born to a father who was—in his mind—a businessman. In the assessments of others, he was a petty grifter. He was the antithesis of my stepfather. 

The life of crime eventually caught up to Dad, and he was spending middle age making license plates in Montana. 

Two years before his arrest and conviction, Dad left Mom and me to seek his fortune in the fledgling oil boom in North Dakota. She knew that he wasn’t coming back and had the wisdom to file divorce papers. A short while later, she remarried. 

My new stepdad was a world apart from my birth father. Avery Hinton was a southwestern grocery store mogul, and he was one of the most charming and straightforward men I’ve ever known. I wholeheartedly approved of the marriage.

I say “was” because he’s dead. Avery enjoyed slightly less than ten years of married bliss with Mom. He passed on to the supermarket in the sky on New Year’s Eve less than a year ago, clutching his chest right after he blew on a noisemaker. 

Avery left an awful, gaping hole in the family and his namesake business. He was the first solid father figure I had in my life. It lasted for almost ten good years, and he was a dependable, authoritative guide on my path toward being a good man like him. As I mentioned, his death kicked off a crazy year. 

Perhaps it was time to consider being my own North Star. 

After nine months of painful grieving, Mom packed up and moved back home to Chicago. She purchased a condominium on Lake Shore Drive and settled in with a small handful of old friends who’d kept her sane during her first marriage. They were all survivors and fought their own battles to emerge in middle age with a better Chicago-area life. 

Circumstances kept me in Phoenix. My stepfather’s will made me part of a three-person management team for Avery Foods with my two step-brothers, Martin and Mack. It was a lofty business position to reach before my 30th birthday. 

We’re all three good men, but we lack business education and don’t have the most creative minds on the block. After Avery’s death, our first act as new company officers was to declare business as usual. 

Unfortunately, the grocery business is dynamic and fluid, and business as usual means the industry leaves you behind. I thought selling food was only about stocking shelves and checking out the endless carts filled with peanut butter, breakfast cereal, and bananas. If we stayed the course and followed the earlier prosperous example, I thought we had it made.

Mack shared the bad news first. He said, “Look at this graph. It’s the year’s sales so far. At first, I thought I was holding it upside down.” 

Martin suggested firing all the store managers and starting over. “That’s what a sports team would do.” 

I shook my head. “They fire field managers and coaches when it’s the front office brass who should go.” I stared back at Martin until he had to look away. 

Mack went looking for solutions to the business troubles in conversations with his high-brow friends. They weren’t helpful. Most of them implied that he was “better” than the grocery business. The remaining few encouraged a transformation to selling upscale foodstuffs. That shift would require expertise we didn’t have, and we didn’t know how to find it. 

I talked to the business people who hobnobbed on a daily basis with our desired customers. They didn’t have any good ideas either until one day, I got lucky. 

Aldo, one of my gay bar buddies, knew a local advertising genius, and he relayed my concerns. Less than twenty-four hours later, Aldo shared the response. 

“Sponsorship is the way to go. That’s what Ken says. You need a sponsor for those TV commercials—a trusted voice. That’s his advice.” 

I wracked my brain for suitable ideas. My thoughts drifted from celebrities to politicians, and I even made a few quick phone calls. 

It was like dangling an earthworm on a hook while you hoped for a bite. I was ready to give up and figure out a way to sell my interest in Avery Foods when a light bulb suddenly switched on in the dark recesses of my cluttered mind. I remembered something relevant and meaningful from a visit a few days earlier.

Granny Foster, the family matriarch for as long as anyone could remember, was a dedicated fan of automobile racing. She could no longer hear individual conversations with real people well, but for some reason, she heard every word and retained it all when she watched NASCAR on TV. 

The rest of the family frowned on her fixation on race car drivers. I enjoyed listening to her discuss the dramas in drivers’ lives, so that left me with plenty of Granny quality time. 

Granny Foster had a favorite drink—a Manhattan, but only one a day. On Sundays, she drank it while she watched NASCAR. As I sat by her side wearing my leather jacket and sipping a beer on Sunday afternoon, she pointed at the screen and said, “That’s Porter Green. He lives right here in Phoenix, and the fans love him. His pretty little wife runs a catering business, and they have two adorable children.” 

He was cute, too. Porter had dark hair cut short on the sides with an updo on top and a mischievous smile. I turned toward Granny Foster. “Say what?” 

She chuckled softly, sipped her Manhattan, and said, “Sly, dear, if you hang out with me, you’ll soon know them all. I bet you could go to dinner with Porter if you wanted to. They all need business people to sponsor their cars. Sometimes the drivers turn it around and sponsor the business. I saw Porter talking about skin cream the other day during the last of my stories on the air.” 

After the conversation came back to me, I spent the next day on the phone. One by one, hour by hour, I worked through the phone tree designed to protect a NASCAR driver from the world of nosy fans. Finally, I spoke to Porter Green’s manager. 

He asked, “Groceries? I’m not sure anyone’s done that.”

I’d done my homework while waiting for calls back. I said, “Kroger has sponsored NASCAR for years now. It’s not anything new, and working together, we can get Porter’s name out to a whole new audience.” 

“You don’t say. There’s something about this I like. Could he talk about the healthy food that you sell?” 

“Absolutely—veggies and fish and milk—definitely milk.” 

We had a beloved local NASCAR personality hawking Avery Foods on the air three weeks later. 

It didn’t take long for the new alliance to have an impact. Sales started picking up. By late October, Mack brought a new graph to our executive meeting. He reported that a “V” shape was better than a downhill slope any day with a massive grin on his face. 

With the crisis over in the grocery store business, and no one filling Randy’s side of the bed, I longed for a real winter season like when I was a boy. Granny Foster picked up on my melancholy mood as I watched the cars race around the track on the Sunday after Thanksgiving. 

Her eyes twinkled as she began to question me. “Wanderlust? 

I said, “No, I don’t think so.” 

“Lonely?” 

“Not really that either.” 

Granny turned her head to face me. I felt her gaze like a computer scanner examining every angle and curve. With her assessment finished, she said, “You miss your mother then. Probably as bad as we miss Avery.” 

“Heh, you’re a genius, Granny.”

She winked at me and turned the volume down on the TV. “Then go to her. What’s stopping you? It’s the holidays. I’m sure that you can take a few days off from those stores.”


Author Bio:

Declan Rhodes is an author of gay romance. He is fascinated by exploring male/male relationships in a world changed by worldwide progress in lgbtq civil rights.

He is based in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and loves men, cooking for friends and family, travel, and long walks along the shore of Lake Michigan not necessarily in that order.


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