Friday, September 1, 2023

August Book of the Month: Red, White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston



Summary:

* Instant NEW YORK TIMES and USA TODAY bestseller *
* GOODREADS CHOICE AWARD WINNER for BEST DEBUT and BEST ROMANCE of 2019 *
* BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR* for VOGUE, NPR, VANITY FAIR, and more! *

What happens when America's First Son falls in love with the Prince of Wales?

When his mother became President, Alex Claremont-Diaz was promptly cast as the American equivalent of a young royal. Handsome, charismatic, genius—his image is pure millennial-marketing gold for the White House. There's only one problem: Alex has a beef with the actual prince, Henry, across the pond. And when the tabloids get hold of a photo involving an Alex-Henry altercation, U.S./British relations take a turn for the worse.

Heads of family, state, and other handlers devise a plan for damage control: staging a truce between the two rivals. What at first begins as a fake, Instragramable friendship grows deeper, and more dangerous, than either Alex or Henry could have imagined. Soon Alex finds himself hurtling into a secret romance with a surprisingly unstuffy Henry that could derail the campaign and upend two nations and begs the question: Can love save the world after all? Where do we find the courage, and the power, to be the people we are meant to be? And how can we learn to let our true colors shine through? Casey McQuiston's Red, White & Royal Blue proves: true love isn't always diplomatic.

"I took this with me wherever I went and stole every second I had to read! Absorbing, hilarious, tender, sexy—this book had everything I crave. I’m jealous of all the readers out there who still get to experience Red, White & Royal Blue for the first time!" - Christina Lauren, New York Times bestselling author of The Unhoneymooners

"Red, White & Royal Blue is outrageously fun. It is romantic, sexy, witty, and thrilling. I loved every second." - Taylor Jenkins Reid, New York Times bestselling author of Daisy Jones & The Six



I've had many friends whose opinions I highly respect say how much they loved Casey McQuiston's Red, White and Royal Blue and it definitely sounded good so I knew I would read it one day but that day had yet to cross my reading journey.  A couple of years pass and I discover it's being made into a movie and that the film would be on Prime in August of this year so it seemed that the time may be getting nearer.  Since I hadn't read it yet I decided to wait until after I saw the film so there wouldn't be any preconceived expectations of what should or shouldn't be in the film.

Glad I did. I loved both the book and the film, equally brilliant, equally entertaining and any changes that were made most likely for time constraint helped the film flow better but at the same time those scenes that got cut/changed helped to create a fuller visual reading experience in my mind's eye.  So again both brilliant in their own way.

I'm not going to talk too much about the plot as I know I'm not the only one who is late to the reading party and I don't want to spoil the book or film.  I will say I don't think there was a single character I didn't like.  Well, sure there were a few I didn't like but you weren't suppose to like them for reasons I won't spoil.  Red, White and Royal Blue is a wonderful rom-com dramedy that makes you smile, swoon, and sweat.  Alex and Henry are the epitome of swoony-ism.  Going from lust to love while navigating life in the public eye had me falling even more deeply for the pair, I can't even begin to imagine what it would be like to be in their shoes.  In this day and age you'd think society would be more tolerant and accepting but we all know there is still too many who hate to accept differences in people.  Humanity may have come a long way but there is still a long road ahead.  I think the author has hit that part of Alex and Henry on point.

I've heard some say there is too much politics or at least too one-sided, that it makes all Republicans into the big bad and Democrats can do no wrong.  I don't see it that way.  Yes, there is more negativity from the GOP-referenced parts of the story but let's face it, like it or not that is how the American political scope trends: GOP = anti LGBTQ and DFL = ally.  There are exceptions on both sides of the aisle of course but not many and I think the author has incorporated those viewpoints perfectly as to how it pertains to the guys' journey.  I also feel that some people tend to forget this is a work of fiction not Political Science 101.

As for the friends and family of our star couple, I loved every bit of their interactions with the men and each other. I think June, Nora, and Bea have more scene time and they definitely steal the spotlight when they appear.  Madame President Ellen Claremont is in a tough spot balancing her role as leader of the country and mother and though there were a couple of times I wanted the mother side to shine more I understood why the leader had to step up.  As an American woman who is only a couple of months away from her 50th birthday, I firmly believe I will see the day we finally break through that final glass ceiling and have Madame President, but until that day arrives, fictional characters such as Ellen Claremont give us hope.

I can't believe I waited so long to read Red, White and Royal Blue and now that I have, I look forward to listening to the audio in the near future and though time may not allow this to be added to my annual re-read/re-listen list, it will definitely be explored again and again for years to come.  What I wouldn't give to see a follow-up novel to see where Alex and Henry are once his mother's term is up or the pair dating now that Alex has been marked as the official royal suitorπŸ˜‰.

So much goodness from yet another new-to-me author.  I know not everyone enjoys rom-com, feel good, HEA yumminess and that's okay because it would be a pretty boring world if we all liked the same books just don't yuck in somebody else's yum.

RATING:



CHAPTER 1
On the White House roof, tucked into a corner of the Promenade, there's a bit of loose paneling right on the edge of the Solarium. If you tap it just right, you can peel it back enough to find a message etched underneath, with the tip of a key or maybe a stolen West Wing letter opener.

In the secret history of First Families — an insular gossip mill sworn to absolute discretion about most things on pain of death — there's no definite answer for who wrote it. The one thing people seem certain of is that only a presidential son or daughter would have been daring enough to deface the White House. Some swear it was Jack Ford, with his Hendrix records and split-level room attached to the roof for late-night smoke breaks. Others say it was a young Luci Johnson, thick ribbon in her hair. But it doesn't matter. The writing stays, a private mantra for those resourceful enough to find it.

Alex discovered it within his first week of living there. He's never told anyone how.

It says:

RULE #1: DON'T GET CAUGHT

The East and West Bedrooms on theb second floor are generally reserved for the First Family. They were first designated as one giant state bedroom for visits from the Marquis de Lafayette in the Monroe administration, but eventually they were split. Alex has the East, across from the Treaty Room, and June uses the West, next to the elevator.

Growing up in Texas, their rooms were arranged in the same configuration, on either side of the hallway. Back then, you could tell June's ambition of the month by what covered the walls. At twelve, it was watercolor paintings. At fifteen, lunar calendars and charts of crystals. At sixteen, clippings from The Atlantic, a UT Austin pennant, Gloria Steinem, Zora Neale Hurston, and excerpts from the papers of Dolores Huerta.

His own room was forever the same, just steadily more stuffed with lacrosse trophies and piles of AP coursework. It's all gathering dust in the house they still keep back home. On a chain around his neck, always hidden from view, he's worn the key to that house since the day he left for DC.

Now, straight across the hall, June's room is all bright white and soft pink and minty green, photographed by Vogue and famously inspired by old '60s interior design periodicals she found in one of the White House sitting rooms. His own room was once Caroline Kennedy's nursery and, later, warranting some sage burning from June, Nancy Reagan's office. He's left up the nature field illustrations in a neat symmetrical grid above the sofa, but painted over Sasha Obama's pink walls with a deep blue.

Typically, the children of the president, at least for the past few decades, haven't lived in the Residence beyond eighteen, but Alex started at Georgetown the January his mom was sworn in, and logistically, it made sense not to split their security or costs to whatever one-bedroom apartment he'd be living in. June came that fall, fresh out of UT. She's never said it, but Alex knows she moved in to keep an eye on him. She knows better than anyone else how much he gets off on being this close to the action, and she's bodily yanked him out of the West Wing on more than one occasion.

Behind his bedroom door, he can sit and put Hall & Oates on the record player in the corner, and nobody hears him humming along like his dad to "Rich Girl." He can wear the reading glasses he always insists he doesn't need. He can make as many meticulous study guides with color-coded sticky notes as he wants. He's not going to be the youngest elected congressman in modern history without earning it, but nobody needs to know how hard he's kicking underwater. His sex-symbol stock would plummet.

"Hey," says a voice at the door, and he looks up from his laptop to see June edging into his room, two iPhones and a stack of magazines tucked under one arm, and a plate in her hand. She closes the door behind her with her foot.

"What'd you steal today?" Alex asks, pushing the pile of papers on his bed out of her way.

"Assorted donuts," June says as she climbs up. She's wearing a pencil skirt with pointy pink flats, and he can already see next week's fashion columns: a picture of her outfit today, a lead-in for some sponcon about flats for the professional gal on the go.

He wonders what she's been up to all day. She mentioned a column for WaPo, or was it a photoshoot for her blog? Or both? He can never keep up.

She's dumped her stack of magazines out on the bedspread and is already busying herself with them.

"Doing your part to keep the great American gossip industry alive?"

"That's what my journalism degree's for," June says.

"Anything good this week?" Alex asks, reaching for a donut.

"Let's see," June says. "In Touch says I'm ... dating a French model?"

"Are you?"

"I wish." She flips a few pages. "Ooh, and they're saying you got your asshole bleached."

"That one is true," Alex says through a mouthful of chocolate with sprinkles.

"Thought so," June says without looking up. After riffling through most of the magazine, she shuffles it to the bottom of the stack and moves on to People. She flips through absently — People only ever writes what their publicists tell it to write. Boring. "Not much on us this week ... oh, I'm a crossword puzzle clue."

Following their tabloid coverage is something of an idle hobby of hers, one that in turns amuses and annoys their mother, and Alex is narcissistic enough to let June read him the highlights. They're usually either complete fabrications or lines fed from their press team, but sometimes it's just funny. Given the choice, he'd rather read one of the hundreds of glowing pieces of fan fiction about him on the internet, the up-to-eleven version of himself with devastating charm and unbelievable physical stamina, but June flat-out refuses to read those aloud to him, no matter how much he tries to bribe her.

"Do Us Weekly," Alex says.

"Hmm ..." June digs it out of the stack. "Oh, look, we made the cover this week."

She flashes the glossy cover at him, which has a photo of the two of them inlaid in one corner, June's hair pinned on top of her head and Alex looking slightly over-served but still handsome, all jawline and dark curls. Below it in bold yellow letters, the headline reads: FIRST SIBLINGS' WILD NYC NIGHT.

"Oh yeah, that was a wild night," Alex says, reclining back against the tall leather headboard and pushing his glasses up his nose. "Two whole keynote speakers. Nothing sexier than shrimp cocktails and an hour and a half of speeches on carbon emissions."

"It says here you had some kind of tryst with a 'mystery brunette,'" June reads. "'Though the First Daughter was whisked off by limousine to a star-studded party shortly after the gala, twenty-one-year-old heartthrob Alex was snapped sneaking into the W Hotel to meet a mystery brunette in the presidential suite and leaving around four a.m. Sources inside the hotel reported hearing amorous noises from the room all night, and rumors are swirling the brunette was none other than ... Nora Holleran, the twenty-two-year-old granddaughter of Vice President Mike Holleran and third member of the White House Trio. Could it be the two are rekindling their romance?'"

"Yes!" Alex crows, and June groans. "That's less than a month! You owe me fifty dollars, baby."

"Hold on. Was it Nora?"

Alex thinks back to the week before, showing up at Nora's room with a bottle of champagne. Their thing on the campaign trail a million years ago was brief, mostly to get the inevitable over with. They were seventeen and eighteen and doomed from the start, both convinced they were the smartest person in any room. Alex has since conceded Nora is 100 percent smarter than him and definitely too smart to have ever dated him.

It's not his fault the press won't let it go, though; that they love the idea of them together as if they're modern-day Kennedys. So, if he and Nora occasionally get drunk in hotel rooms together watching The West Wing and making loud moaning noises at the wall for the benefit of nosy tabloids, he can't be blamed, really. They're simply turning an undesirable situation into their own personal entertainment.

Scamming his sister is also a perk.

"Maybe," he says, dragging out the vowels.

June swats him with the magazine like he's an especially obnoxious cockroach. "That's cheating, you dick!"

"Bet's a bet," Alex tells her. "We said if there was a new rumor in a month, you'd owe me fifty bucks. I take Venmo."

"I'm not paying," June huffs. "I'm gonna kill her when we see her tomorrow. What are you wearing, by the way?"

"For what?"

"The wedding."

"Whose wedding?"

"Uh, the royal wedding," June says. "Of England. It's literally on every cover I just showed you."

She holds Us Weekly up again, and this time Alex notices the main story in giant letters: PRINCE PHILIP SAYS I DO! Along with a photograph of an extremely nondescript British heir and his equally nondescript blond fiancΓ©e smiling blandly.

He drops his donut in a show of devastation. "That's this weekend?"

"Alex, we leave in the morning," June tells him. "We've got two appearances before we even go to the ceremony. I can't believe Zahra hasn't climbed up your ass about this already."

"Shit," he groans. "I know I had that written down. I got sidetracked."

"What, by conspiring with my best friend against me in the tabloids for fifty dollars?"

"No, with my research paper, smart-ass," Alex says, gesturing dramatically at his piles of notes. "I've been working on it for Roman Political Thought all week. And I thought we agreed Nora is our best friend."

"That can't possibly be a real class you're taking," June says. "Is it possible you willfully forgot about the biggest international event of the year because you don't want to see your archnemesis?"

"June, I'm the son of the President of the United States. Prince Henry is a figurehead of the British Empire. You can't just call him my 'archnemesis,'" Alex says. He returns to his donut, chewing thoughtfully, and adds, "'Archnemesis' implies he's actually a rival to me on any level and not, you know, a stuck-up product of inbreeding who probably jerks off to photos of himself."

"Woof."

"I'm just saying."

"Well, you don't have to like him, you just have to put on a happy face and not cause an international incident at his brother's wedding."

"Bug, when do I ever not put on a happy face?" Alex says. He pulls a painfully fake grin, and June looks satisfyingly repulsed.

"Ugh. Anyway, you know what you're wearing, right?"

"Yeah, I picked it out and had Zahra approve it last month. I'm not an animal."

"I'm still not sure about my dress," June says. She leans over and steals his laptop away from him, ignoring his noise of protest. "Do you think the maroon or the one with the lace?"

"Lace, obviously. It's England. And why are you trying to make me fail this class?" he says, reaching for his laptop only to have his hand swatted away. "Go curate your Instagram or something. You're the worst."

"Shut up, I'm trying to pick something to watch. Ew, you have Garden State on your watch list? Wow, how's film school in 2005 going?"

"I hate you."

"Hmm, I know."

Outside his window, the wind stirs up over the lawn, rustling the linden trees down in the garden. The record on the turntable in the corner has spun out into fuzzy silence. He rolls off the bed and flips it, resetting the needle, and the second side picks up on "London Luck, & Love."

* * *

If he's honest, private aviation doesn't really get old, not even three years into his mother's term.

He doesn't get to travel this way a lot, but when he does, it's hard not to let it go to his head. He was born in the hill country of Texas to the daughter of a single mother and the son of Mexican immigrants, all of them dirt poor — luxury travel is still a luxury.

Fifteen years ago, when his mother first ran for the House, the Austin newspaper gave her a nickname: the Lometa Longshot. She'd escaped her tiny hometown in the shadow of Fort Hood, pulled night shifts at diners to put herself through law school, and was arguing discrimination cases before the Supreme Court by thirty. She was the last thing anybody expected to rise up out of Texas in the midst of the Iraq War: a strawberry-blond, whip-smart Democrat with high heels, an unapologetic drawl, and a little biracial family.

So, it's still surreal that Alex is cruising somewhere over the Atlantic, snacking on pistachios in a high-backed leather chair with his feet up. Nora is bent over the New York Times crossword opposite him, brown curls falling across her forehead. Beside her, the hulking Secret Service agent Cassius — Cash for short — holds his own copy in one giant hand, racing to finish it first. The cursor on Alex's Roman Political Thought paper blinks expectantly at him from his laptop, but something in him can't quite focus on school while they're flying transatlantic.

Amy, his mother's favorite Secret Service agent, a former Navy SEAL who is rumored around DC to have killed several men, sits across the aisle. She's got a bulletproof titanium case of crafting supplies open on the couch next to her and is serenely embroidering flowers onto a napkin. Alex has seen her stab someone in the kneecap with a very similar embroidery needle.

Which leaves June, next to him, leaning on one elbow with her nose buried in the issue of People she's inexplicably brought with them. She always chooses the most bizarre reading material for flights. Last time, it was a battered old Cantonese phrase book. Before that, Death Comes for the Archbishop.

"What are you reading in there now?" Alex asks her.

She flips the magazine around so he can see the double-page spread titled: ROYAL WEDDING MADNESS! Alex groans. This is definitely worse than Willa Cather.

"What?" she says. "I want to be prepared for my first-ever royal wedding."

"You went to prom, didn't you?" Alex says. "Just picture that, only in hell, and you have to be really nice about it."

"Can you believe they spent $75,000 just on the cake?"

"That's depressing."

"And apparently Prince Henry is going sans date to the wedding and everyone is freaking out about it. It says he was," she affects a comical English accent, "'rumored to be dating a Belgian heiress last month, but now followers of the prince's dating life aren't sure what to think.'"

Alex snorts. It's insane to him that there are legions of people who follow the intensely dull dating lives of the royal siblings. He understands why people care where he puts his own tongue — at least he has personality.

"Maybe the female population of Europe finally realized he's as compelling as a wet ball of yarn," Alex suggests.

Nora puts down her crossword puzzle, having finished it first. Cassius glances over and swears. "You gonna ask him to dance, then?"

Alex rolls his eyes, suddenly imagining twirling around a ballroom while Henry drones sweet nothings about croquet and fox hunting in his ear. The thought makes him want to gag.

"In his dreams."

"Aw," Nora says, "you're blushing."

"Listen," Alex tells her, "royal weddings are trash, the princes who have royal weddings are trash, the imperialism that allows princes to exist at all is trash. It's trash turtles all the way down."

"Is this your TED Talk?" June asks. "You do realize America is a genocidal empire too, right?"

"Yes, June, but at least we have the decency not to keep a monarchy around," Alex says, throwing a pistachio at her.

There are a few things about Alex and June that new White House hires are briefed on before they start. June's peanut allergy. Alex's frequent middle-of-the-night requests for coffee. June's college boyfriend, who broke up with her when he moved to California but is still the only person whose letters come to her directly. Alex's long-standing grudge against the youngest prince.

It's not a grudge, really. It's not even a rivalry. It's a prickling, unsettling annoyance. It makes his palms sweat.

The tabloids — the world — decided to cast Alex as the American equivalent of Prince Henry from day one, since the White House Trio is the closest thing America has to royalty. It has never seemed fair. Alex's image is all charisma and genius and smirking wit, thoughtful interviews and the cover of GQ at eighteen; Henry's is placid smiles and gentle chivalry and generic charity appearances, a perfectly blank Prince Charming canvas. Henry's role, Alex thinks, is much easier to play.

Maybe it is technically a rivalry. Whatever.

"All right, MIT," he says, "what are the numbers on this one?"

Nora grins. “Hmm.” She pretends to think hard about it. “Risk assessment: FSOTUS failing to check himself before he wrecks himself will result in greater than five hundred civiliancasualties. Ninety-eight percent probability of Prince Henry looking like a total dreamboat. Seventy-eight percent probability of Alex getting himself banned from the United Kingdom forever.”

“Those are better odds than I expected,” June observes.

Alex laughs, and the plane soars on.

London is an absolute spectacle, crowds cramming the streets outside Buckingham Palace and all through the city, draped in Union Jacks and waving tiny flags over their heads. There are commemorative royal wedding souvenirs everywhere; Prince Philip and his bride’s face plastered on everything from chocolate bars to underwear. Alex almost can’t believe this many people care so passionately about something so comprehensively dull. He’s sure there won’t be this kind of turnout in front of the White House when he or June get married one day, nor would he even want it.

The ceremony itself seems to last forever, but it’s at least sort of nice, in a way. It’s not that Alex isn’t into love or can’t appreciate marriage. It’s just that Martha is a perfectly respectable daughter of nobility, and Philip is a prince. It’s as sexy as a business transaction. There’s no passion, no drama. Alex’s kind of love story is much more Shakespearean.

It feels like years before he’s settled at a table between June and Nora inside a Buckingham Palace ballroom for the reception banquet, and he’s irritated enough to be a little reckless. Nora passes him a flute of champagne, and he takes it gladly.

“Do either of y’all know what a viscount is?” June is saying, halfway through a cucumber sandwich. “I’ve met, like, five of them, and I keep smiling politely as if I know what it meanswhen they say it. Alex, you took comparative international governmental relational things. Whatever. What are they?”

“I think it’s that thing when a vampire creates an army of crazed sex waifs and starts his own ruling body,” he says.

“That sounds right,” Nora says. She’s folding her napkin into a complicated shape on the table, her shiny black manicure glinting in the chandelier light.

“I wish I were a viscount,” June says. “I could have my sex waifs deal with my emails.”

“Are sex waifs good with professional correspondence?” Alex asks.

Nora’s napkin has begun to resemble a bird. “I think it could be an interesting approach. Their emails would be all tragic and wanton.” She tries on a breathless, husky voice. “‘Oh, please, I beg you, take me—take me to lunch to discuss fabric samples, you beast!’”

“Could be weirdly effective,” Alex notes.

“Something is wrong with both of you,” June says gently.

Alex is opening his mouth to retort when a royal attendant materializes at their table like a dense and dour-looking ghost in a bad hairpiece.

“Miss Claremont-Diaz,” says the man, who looks like his name is probably Reginald or Bartholomew or something. He bows, and miraculously his hairpiece doesn’t fall off into June’s plate. Alex shares an incredulous glance with her behind his back. “His Royal Highness Prince Henry wonders if you would do him the honor of accompanying him for a dance.”

June’s mouth freezes halfway open, caught on a soft vowel sound, and Nora breaks out into a shit-eating grin.

“Oh, she’dloveto,” Nora volunteers. “She’s been hoping he’d ask all evening.”

“I—” June starts and stops, her mouth smiling even as her eyes slice at Nora. “Of course. That would be lovely.”

“Excellent,” Reginald-Bartholomew says, and he turns and gestures over his shoulder.

And there Henry is, in the flesh, as classically handsome as ever in his tailored three-piece suit, all tousled sandy hair and high cheekbones and a soft, friendly mouth. He holds himself with innately impeccable posture, as if he emerged fully formed and upright out of some beautiful Buckingham Palace posy garden one day.

His eyes lock on Alex’s, and something like annoyance or adrenaline spikes in Alex’s chest. He hasn’t had a conversation with Henry in probably a year. His face is still infuriatingly symmetrical.

Henry deigns to give him a perfunctory nod, as if he’s any other random guest, not the person he beat to aVogueeditorial debut in their teens. Alex blinks, seethes, and watches Henry angle his stupid chiseled jaw toward June.

“Hello, June,” Henry says, and he extends a gentlemanly hand to June, who is now blushing. Nora pretends to swoon. “Do you know how to waltz?”

“I’m… sure I could pick it up,” she says, and she takes his hand cautiously, like she thinks he might be pranking her, which Alex thinks is way too generous to Henry’s sense of humor. Henry leads her off to the crowd of twirling nobles.

“So is that what’s happening now?” Alex says, glaring down at Nora’s napkin bird. “Has he decided to finally shut me up by wooing my sister?”

“Aw, little buddy,” Nora says. She reaches over and pats his hand. “It’s cute how you think everything is about you.”

“It should be, honestly.”

“That’s the spirit.”

He glances up into the crowd, where June is being rotated around the floor by Henry. She’s got a neutral, polite smile on her face, and he keeps looking over her shoulder, which is even more annoying. June is amazing. The least Henry could do is pay attention to her.

“Do you think he actually likes her, though?”

Nora shrugs. “Who knows? Royals are weird. Might be a courtesy, or—oh, there it is.”

A royal photographer has swooped in and is snapping a shot of them dancing, one Alex knows will be leaked toHellonext week. So, that’s it, then? Using the First Daughter to start some idiotic dating rumor for attention? God forbid Philip gets to dominate the news cycle for one week.

“He’s kind of good at this,” Nora remarks.

Alex flags down a waiter and decides to spend the rest of the reception getting systematically drunk.

Alex has never told—will never tell—anyone, but he saw Henry for the first time when he was twelve years old. He only ever reflects upon it when he’s drunk.

He’s sure he saw his face in the news before then, but that was the first time he really saw him. June had just turned fifteen and used part of her birthday money to buy an issue of a blindingly colorful teen magazine. Her love of trashy tabloids started early. In the center of the magazine were miniature posters you could rip out and stick up in your locker. If you were careful and pried up the staples with your fingernails, you could get them out without tearing them. One of them, right in the middle, was a picture of a boy.

He had thick, tawny hair and big blue eyes, a warm smile, and a cricket bat over one shoulder. It must have been a candid, because there was a happy, sun-bright confidence to him that couldn’t be posed. On the bottom corner of the page in pink and blue letters: prince henry.

Alex still doesn’t really know what kept drawing him back, only that he would sneak into June’s room and find the page and touch his fingertips to the boy’s hair, as if he could somehow feel its texture if he imagined it hard enough. The more his parents climbed the political ranks, the more he started to reckon with the fact that soon the world would know who he was. Then, sometimes, he’d think of the picture, and try to harness Prince Henry’s easy confidence.

(He also thought about prying up the staples with his fingers and taking the picture out and keeping it in his room, but he never did. His fingernails were too stubby; they weren’t made for it like June’s, like a girl’s.)

But then came first time he met Henry—the first cool, detached words Henry said to him—and Alex guessed he had it all wrong, that the pretty, flung-open boy from the picture wasn’t real. The real Henry is beautiful, distant, boring, and closed. This person the tabloids keep comparing him to, that he compares himself to, thinks he’s better than Alex and everyone like him. Alex can’t believe he ever wanted to be anything like him.

Alex keeps drinking, keeps alternating between thinking about it and forcing himself not to think about it, disappears into the crowd and dances with pretty European heiresses about it.

He’s pirouetting away from one when he catches sight of a lone figure, hovering near the cake and the champagne fountain. It’s Prince Henry yet again, glass in hand, watching Prince Philip and his bride spinning on the ballroom floor. He looks politely half-interested in that obnoxious way of his, like he has somewhere else to be. And Alex can’t resist the urge to call his bluff.

He picks his way through the crowd, grabbing a glass of wine off a passing tray and downing half of it.

“When you have one of these,” Alex says, sidling up to him, “you should do two champagne fountains instead of one. Really embarrassing to be at a wedding with only one champagne fountain.”

“Alex,” Henry says in that maddeningly posh accent. Up close, the waistcoat under his suit jacket is a lush gold and has about a million buttons on it. It’s horrible. “I wondered if I’d have the pleasure.”

“Looks like it’s your lucky day,” Alex says, smiling.

“Truly a momentous occasion,” Henry agrees. His own smile is bright white and immaculate, made to be printed on money.

The most annoying thing of all is Alex knows Henry hates him too—he must, they’re naturally mutual antagonists—but he refuses to outright act like it. Alex is intimately aware politics involves a lot of making nice with people you loathe, but he wishes that once, just once, Henry would act like an actual human and not some polished little wind-up toy sold in a palace gift shop.

He’s too perfect. Alex wants to poke it.

“Do you ever get tired,” Alex says, “of pretending you’re above all this?”

Henry turns and stares at him. “I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.”

“I mean, you’re out here, getting the photographers to chase you, swanning around like you hate the attention, which you clearly don’t since you’re dancing with my sister, of all people,” Alex says. “You act like you’re too important to be anywhere, ever. Doesn’t that get exhausting?”

“I’m . . . a bit more complicated than that,” Henry attempts.

“Ha.”

“Oh,” Henry says, narrowing his eyes. “You’re drunk.”

“I’m just saying,” Alex says, resting an overly friendly elbow on Henry’s shoulder, which isn’t as easy as he’d like it to be since Henry has about four infuriating inches of height on him. “You could try to act like you’re having fun. Occasionally.”

Henry laughs ruefully. “I believe perhaps you should consider switching to water, Alex.”

“Should I?” Alex says. He pushes aside the thought that maybe the wine is what gave him the nerve to stomp over to Henry in the first place and makes his eyes as coy and angelic as he knows how. “Am I offending you? Sorry I’m not obsessed with you like everyone else. I know that must be confusing for you.”

“Do you know what?” Henry says. “I think you are.”

Alex’s mouth drops open, while the corner of Henry’s turns smug and almost a little mean.

“Only a thought,” Henry says, tone polite. “Have you ever noticed I have never once approached you and have been exhaustively civil every time we’ve spoken? Yet here you are, seeking me out again.” He takes a sip of his champagne. “Simply an observation.”

“What? I’m not—” Alex stammers. “You’re the—”

“Have a lovely evening, Alex,” Henry says tersely, and turns to walk off.

It drives Alex nuts, that Henry thinks he gets to have the last word, and without thinking, he reaches out and pulls Henry’s shoulder back.

And then Henry turns, suddenly, and almost does push Alex off him this time, and for a brief spark of a moment, Alex is impressed at the glint in his eyes, the abrupt burst of an actual personality.

The next thing he knows, he’s tripping over his own foot and stumbling backwards into the table nearest him. He notices too late that the table is, to his horror, the one bearing the massive eight-tier wedding cake, and he grabs for Henry’s arm to catch himself, but all this does is throw both of them off-balance and send them crashing together into the cake stand.

He watches, as if in slow motion, as the cake leans, teeters, shudders, and finally tips. There’s absolutely nothing he can do to stop it. It comes crashing down onto the floor in an avalanche of white buttercream, some kind of sugary $75,000 nightmare.

The room goes heart-stoppingly silent as momentum carries him and Henry through the fall and down, down onto the wreckage of the cake on the ornate carpet, Henry’s sleeve still clutched in Alex’s fist. Henry’s glass of champagne has spilled all over both of them and shattered, and out of the corner of his eye, Alex can see a cut across the top of Henry’s cheekbone beginning to bleed.

For a second, all he can think as he stares up at the ceiling while covered in frosting and champagne is that at least Henry’s dance with June won’t be the biggest story to come out of the royal wedding.

His next thought is that his mother is going to murder him in cold blood.

Beside him, he hears Henry mutter slowly, “Oh my fucking Christ.”

He registers dimly that it’s the first time he’s ever heard the prince swear, before the flash from someone’s camera goes off.


Author Bio:
Casey McQuiston is the New York Times bestselling author of Red, White & Royal Blue, as well as a pie enthusiast. She writes books about smart people with bad manners falling in love. Born and raised in southern Louisiana, she now lives in New York City with her poodle mix and personal assistant, Pepper.


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Summary:

Sweet Love #1
Sugar and spice and love that’s oh-so nice…

An inherited parking spot. That’s all it took to make Natalie Moran’s food truck dreams come true. But her dream space is attached to a bakery inherited by someone else—drop dead gorgeous Eric Schneider, a financial consultant who wouldn’t know a cupcake from a cannoli. And he wants to buy Nat out, no matter what she has to say about it.

Eric’s determined to build his own business, but he needs the super cute klutz with the cupcake truck to help. If Nat will teach him the basics of running a bakery, he’ll give her free kitchen time. Except…neither expects the heat burning between them or the possibility that their arrangement might become permanent.

When it all blows up, Nat is convinced his actions mean betrayal. It’s up to Eric to regain her trust and show her he’s a man who is truly, madly in love with her, before she disappears from his life forever.



CHAPTER 1
Natalie checked her mirrors, held her breath, and eased her truck out of the parking space at the depot. She waited for an opening in the traffic whizzing by — a delicate operation that was sometimes more than her frazzled nerves could take. She loved Hoboken, loved being so close to New York City, and was thrilled she'd finally managed to save enough to get her own food truck (scratch that — mobile cupcakery). But the traffic ... the traffic she could definitely do without.

Navigating the delicate ecosystem of food truck vendors was harrowing enough. They were angry that she, a relative newcomer, was getting a prime location. The only reason they hadn't run her out of town was because the lady she'd bought the truck from had taken her on as a sort of informal apprentice the year before she retired. Since Natalie was more or less taking over the woman's cupcake business, the other vendors grudgingly considered her grandfathered in. Well, at least the bitch-outs were down to once or twice a week rather than every day. Yay for improvements!

The blaring honk of the truck behind her jolted her out of her ruminations and she punched the gas, lurching into the flow of traffic, holding her breath until she made it safely onto the narrow street. Gina, her BFF and sometime business partner, was so much better at the driving thing.

Unfortunately, Gina had had a hot date last night and was still MIA, so Nat had to wing it on her own through the incessant honking horns and wall-to-wall moving metal death traps. Give her a nice, safe train any day.

Then again, the food truck allowed her to peddle her delicious wares all over the city and hopefully, she'd be able to make enough to buy her own bakery one day. A real storefront, maybe in a gorgeous old brick building ... with a green and white striped awning over the door like the one her dad used to take her to on her birthday every year. The daydream kept her company while she made the drive to the PATH and pulled into her sell spot, a prime place across from the busiest exit of the train station. All those harried Wall Street drones disembarking from their busy day jobs were always jonesing for a good sugar rush. And the moms and nannies ferrying kids between activities and shopping trips were generally good for a sale, too. Business had been amazing.

Not to mention, she was parked right next to the gelato truck which allowed her to indulge in her favorite pastime: ogling one particular suit who had a serious addiction to the frozen stuff. No matter what the weather, if the gelato truck was there, her heavenly hunk of blond deliciousness never failed to stop by for a cone. One day she'd rev up the nerve to try and convert Mr. Gelato from ice cream to cupcake — maybe.

Natalie popped open her windows and set about straightening the mess that Gina had left the night before. She rearranged the selection of cupcake toppings in alphabetical order, her shoulders relaxing a bit once everything was back in its proper, logical, and organized place. She made sure the counters gleamed, the cupcakes were displayed in the most optimum way, and she was ready for her first customer. The other vendors glared good morning at her and she smiled sweetly back. She'd win them over ... eventually.

Gina showed up three hours later, bounding into the truck in a sickeningly good mood. "Sorry, sorry, sorry!"

"I had to drive," Nat pointed out.

"I know, totally my bad," Gina said, wrapping the neon pink and green apron with their Street Cakes logo emblazoned on it around her waist. "I'm amazed the truck is still in one piece."

Gina ducked and the cupcake Nat threw at her bounced harmlessly off the wall. "Your aim seriously sucks."

Nat snorted. "Tell me something I don't know."

"Go take a break. I'll hold down the fort for a few minutes."

Nat grinned and grabbed a bottle of water. A nice little stroll did sound good. "Just for a minute. Don't burn the place down while I'm gone."

"I'll try." Gina stuck her tongue out, the little girl gesture looking totally out of place with her favorite heavy eyeliner, lip ring, and pink streaked black hair. "Get out of here."

Nat stepped outside the truck and took a deep breath, lifting her face to the slight breeze. The end of summer had given way to slightly cooler days, but it still got uncomfortably hot inside the truck. She closed her eyes and took another good breath and stepped around the side of the truck onto the sidewalk.

Right into a man who'd been innocently enjoying a cone of chocolate gelato.

Her forehead collided with his elbow ... the elbow that was attached to the hand that held his cone ... the cone that had been lifted to his mouth ... the cone that was now plastered all over his face and, from what she could tell, was also lodged a good way up his nose.

The gorgeous, perfectly sculpted nose that belonged to her Mr. Gelato.

"Holy crap! I'm so sorry!" Nat turned around and grabbed a handful of napkins from the ledge of her truck, throwing a horrified glance at Gina who was staring with her jaw hanging open.

"Here," she said, trying to mop up his face.

He hadn't moved or said a word and Nat worried that the gelato had somehow made it so far up his nose it had frozen his brain and paralyzed him. She opened her mouth to apologize again when he suddenly lifted a finger, his face screwing up into a horrible grimace. He snatched the wad of napkins from her and she jerked back. But instead of throwing them in her face as he had every right to do, he brought them to his own face and sneezed. Explosively.

Nat gasped and turned back to grab another handful of napkins, thrusting them into his dripping hands.

He took them, nodded his thanks, and blew his nose several more times.

"Here." Gina tossed her the baby wipes they used for sticky situations and Nat turned back to Mr. Gelato, who seemed to be doing much better now that he'd cleared his sinuses of the frozen treat.

"I'm so, so sorry. I didn't see you there."

One corner of Gelato's mouth quirked up. "Obviously."

Nat gave him a hesitant smile and handed him the wet wipes. He mopped his face off and cleaned up his hands before getting as much of the goop off his shirt as he could.

"You missed a spot," Nat said, reaching up to wipe a bit of chocolate from the tip of his nose. He didn't move but stood still, watching her with a pair of unbelievable blue eyes. Almost gray. Like the color of the sky just before a storm, when it should be too dark to see anything, yet the sun manages to shine through. The ring surrounding the iris was such a dark shade of gray it was almost black. The combination was striking.

Nat also couldn't help but notice her head would fit perfectly into the hollow beneath his chin. And she bet it would feel pretty damned wonderful to have his arms wrapped around her, arms that were encased in a gorgeous tailored suit. If the straining seams were any indication, they were probably everything her imagination was cracking them up to be.

His smile grew wider, showing a row of straight, white teeth. A tiny scar cut through his upper lip just at the right corner. She had an outrageous urge to kiss that spot. She bit her own lip instead, trying to get a grip.

"I think you've gotten it all," he said. "Might have taken off a few layers of skin, too."

Nat blinked and dropped her hand, her face flaming hot. She'd been standing there dabbing at his face like some hypnotized monkey. He must think she was totally insane. She took a big step backward, hoping he realized she came in peace, despite the mess she'd made of his beautiful shirt.

"I'm so sorry," she apologized yet again. "You have to let me pay to get your suit cleaned. Here." She snatched a business card from her back pocket and thrust it into his hand. "Just call me and let me know how much it is. I, ah ..."

He still stared at her with a mixture of amusement and something else she couldn't quite pinpoint. At least he wasn't screaming at her or threatening to sue or anything. Though the scrutiny made her squirm. She decided she'd better cut her losses while she could and make a quick getaway.

"I gotta go," she said, suddenly wanting to be anywhere else but there. "Sorry again!" she called over her shoulder.

He looked like he was going to say something but she didn't stick around to find out what. Gina could continue to watch the truck. Nat needed to get a good, solid grip first. She turned to scurry off as fast as her unfashionable, but comfortable, orthopedics could carry her.


* * *

Eric hurried inside his brownstone, flipping on the lights. He tossed his ruined shirt onto the couch, a smile on his lips at the thought of Cupcake's face when she was mopping him up. She'd looked perfectly edible. That delicious, kissable mouth hanging slightly open, those gorgeous hazel eyes wide with surprise, curls as deep brown as the chocolate he loved so much, escaping the bun she had them tucked in. He'd seen her around town in that crazy pink and green truck, but he'd never been big on cake so he hadn't stopped. He might have to rethink his position on that particular dessert.

"Pathetic," Jared said. His friend trailed in and stood staring at him, his face puckered in disappointment.

Eric looked over, his brows raised in surprise. "What?"

Jared shook his head. "Some crazy chick ruins a shirt that cost more than I make in a month and you're just standing there with a dumbass grin on your face like you're happy about it. You should be suing her for damages, not trying to figure out the best way to ask her out."

"I haven't asked her out."

"Yet."

"Yet," Eric agreed.

Jared shook his head, picking up the shirt. "She's trouble, man. Usually they end things by destroying your shit. I wouldn't want to find out how this chick ends things if this is how she starts it." He chucked the shirt at Eric who caught it effortlessly.

Eric grinned. "You only say that because you haven't met her."

"Whatever, dude. Some chick trashes my stuff, the last thing I'm doing is hitting her up for a date."

"And that's why you're twenty-eight and have never had a relationship that's lasted longer than thirty minutes." He grabbed a water bottle out of the fridge and headed for the bathroom.

"Where are you going?"

"Gotta take a quick shower."

"You're going to be late."

Eric ignored him and closed his door. He knew he didn't have much time, but he couldn't head back out until he'd showered. He loved chocolate, but being covered in all kinds of sticky sweetness was only fun in certain circumstances. Meeting his favorite aunt's lawyer to find out what she'd left him in her will wasn't one of those occasions. He wasn't going anywhere until he'd washed it off.

He dropped the rest of his clothes in a heap on the floor, grabbed a couple aspirin from the medicine cabinet, and chugged them down with a few swigs of water. Then he climbed in the shower and cranked the water up as hot as he could stand it. Having frozen chocolate shoved into the far recesses of his sinus cavities gave brain freeze a whole new meaning. He bowed his head under the stream of water, enjoying the slight sting of the scalding water.

He loved his home. It came courtesy of his grandparents and it was the first thing he'd owned without help from his corporate bigwig father or socialite mother. The only thing that was truly his and his alone. It brought new meaning to the words "fixer-upper" but he was slowly turning it into his dream house. The first thing he'd renovated had been the bathroom, and he'd spared no expense — turning it into a luxury oasis. His father thought it was frivolous. Maybe it was. But his father's disapproval made him love it even more. A small show of rebellion in a life of unquestioning obedience.

Eric had wanted to go to art school. But while Jared had gone on to become a graphic designer, Eric had given up his dream so he could get "a real job," as his father had put it. He'd tossed his paints and brushes and gone to the college his parents had chosen, gotten the degree they'd wanted, taken the job his father had lined up for him. Eventually, he would step into his father's shoes and run his corporation. Schneider Financial Consultants would become Schneider and Son. His father's plan since the day his son had been born. Leaving the son in question very little to say in the matter.

For now ... well, for now, he'd enjoy the hell out of his Italian marble shower fitted with two massive showerheads and enough side jets to sandblast the gelato off him in a matter of seconds. He'd deal with the rest of his life later.

Eric grabbed the soap and lathered it into every inch of his tense, frustrated body. The bubbles ran in cascades over his rock solid abs. He made a mental note to be sure to hit the gym the next day since he wouldn't have time that night. Those hard-won abs wouldn't stay rock solid if he didn't keep on top of things. Especially with his love of all things chocolate.

Speaking of keeping on top of things ... A delightful vision of Cupcake (or Natalie as her card had said, though Cupcake suited her to a T) lying beneath him, her body covered in chocolate sprinkles he could lick off, one at a time, invaded his mind. All the blood drained from his head, rushing south where it thought it would do him the most good. Eric opened his mouth, letting the hot water fill it, washing the faint taste of chocolate away. He had no time to humor his favorite appendage. And it would have been a poor substitute for the funny, beautiful woman who was tormenting his thoughts, anyway.

"Eric!" Jared shouted from outside the door. "You better move it!"

Eric turned the water off and stepped out, grabbing a towel to rub over his head. He caught a glance at his watch and swore. He was really late now.

He threw on a soft pair of faded jeans and the first shirt his hand touched when he opened his closet and headed for the door. He and Jared hurried out to his car and hopped in. His destination was only a few blocks down, but if he had to transport some heavy objects, he didn't want to be doing it on foot.

"So what do you think your aunt left you?" Jared asked.

"I don't know. I'm meeting her lawyer at that old bakery she's had sitting around forever. Maybe she left me the building. Or something in it."

"What the hell would you do with a bakery?"

Eric shrugged. "It's just an empty building, as far as I know. I guess I could sell it, or lease it. Maybe tear it down and sell the land, if the building is in bad shape. I haven't been there in years. Used to love going there, though. But I have no clue what condition it's in now. Guess we'll find out."

He slowed down as they neared the old bakery.

Eric looked out the window and his heart jumped at the sight of a blindingly pink and green food truck trying to maneuver into a narrow space in front of the building. "Cupcake."

"Who?" Jared asked.

"The girl from the train station, the cupcake truck."

"The one who shoved gelato up your nose? What the hell is she doing here?"

"I don't know."

He cranked the wheel and parked his car against the curb behind the truck. Time to go see what the girl he wanted was doing in what he hoped would soon be his building.



Natalie, a cupcake food truck owner has always dreamed of owning her own bakery. Eric has always wanted his own business. When an inheritance throws these two opposites together, neither could have imagined what fate had in store for them.

Release Date: September 22, 2018
Release Time: 82 minutes

Director: Ron Oliver

Cast:
Nikki Deloach as Natalie Morgan
Dylan Neal as Eric
Karen Holness as Sam
Justine Warrington as Ms. Granger
Matt Hamilton as David Howe
Alison Wandzura as Courtney Belize
Bailey Skodje as Lily
June B. Wilde as Ms. Cleveland
Fiona Forbes as Anna
Dalias Blake as Nick
Milo Shandel as Stan Cardillo
Forbes Angus as Building inspector
Simon Chin as Simon
Gaalen Engen as Walter





Author Bio:
USA Today bestselling author Kira Archer tends to laugh at inappropriate moments and break all the rules she gives her kids (but only when they aren’t looking) and would rather be reading than doing almost anything else. Her novel Truly, Madly, Sweetly, was adapted as a Hallmark Original movie in 2018. Kira resides in Pennsylvania with her husband, two kiddos, and far too many animals in the house. She also writes historical romances as Michelle McLean.


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Thursday, August 31, 2023

🎑⏳Throwback Thursday's Time Machine⏳🎑: Fair Isn't Life by Kaje Harper



Summary:

When a man hits rock bottom, he needs someone to remind him life comes with second chances.

Luke Lafontaine lost everything— his father, their family farm, and a whole way of life. He’s survived the past year by putting one foot in front of the other in dead-end jobs to survive. Cleaning up city folks’ trash at the State Fair is just another two weeks of money between him and being back on the streets. But seeing Mason Bell in the parade— gorgeous, gay, out-of-his-league Mason— stirs dreams he thought he’d given up long ago.

Mason left his small hometown for college in Minneapolis without looking back. It’s been fun and easy— classes and guys— but nothing has really felt important. Then he spots his high school crush, Luke, picking up trash at the Fair. Mason’s done with smooth and easy; he desperately wants a second chance with the boy he left behind.

This is a rerelease of the 2018 Dreamspinner Press novella, with only minor editing changes.

Original Review August 2019:
Fair Isn't Life is not the first Kaje Harper book I've featured on my blog but it is the first one I've read, I can safely say it won't be the last.  Having grown up on a farm I understand the pain Luke feels at the loss of said farm.  We didn't have cattle, we had pigs & sheep when I was little but mostly it was a crop farm.  I didn't lose a parent but my mother did get sick when I was 10 and we did our best but in 2008 my parents sold the farm in an auction so I can speak from experience that Kaje Harper really hit Luke's fears and heartache on the nose.  You can't help but cheer for him from page one.

Watching Luke and Mason reconnect at the fair and continue on afterwards really pulls you in.  From renewed friendship to love to finding your place in the world when life's curves have shaken you to the core and completely turned your life upside down is where the boys(Luke more than Mason in the upside down department) find themselves.  Fair Isn't Life is heartbreaking at times, especially with Luke's inner thoughts about what he's lost, but mostly this story is quite heartwarming and uplifting.  Despite Luke's heartache or maybe because of it, Luke and Mason's journey is a feel-good read that will put a smile on your face.

Personal Sidenote:  The Minnesota State Fair, or the Great Minnesota Get-Together, has always been a favorite of mine.  Growing up in Western Wisconsin, the fair is only(barring traffic issues) about 30-45 minutes away and my parents took me for the first time when I was 5 years old.  Everyone told them "she's too young, you'll be carrying her most of the day"(they say its the 2nd biggest state fair in the country behind only Texas so we're talking about 350 acres so it truly is an all-day event) well, I did walk the whole day and we went every year from 1979 till 2005 except one year when my mother was too ill.  We haven't been since 2005 because of my mom's health and it just wouldn't feel right to go without her so we live vicariously through the local networks who broadcast from the fair over the next 12 days(and yes today is the first day of the 2019 Great Minnesota Get-Together) and although the fair is only part of the story in the beginning the author was so descriptive, so accurate, she really captured the feel of the fair that I had tears in my eyes, they were happy tears filling me with years of nostalgia in those few pages and for that I want to say a huge thank you to Kaje Harper.

RATING:



MASON BELL hadn’t thought of himself as stupid until three microseconds after he said, “Hey, isn’t that Luke Lafontaine?” Because yeah, it definitely was, but in that flash of time, he realized that Luke was picking up trash along the State Fair sidewalk with a long-handled stick, and that he’d said those words to Arnie Green. Arnie was a great horn player, and a funny guy on the baseball field, but he’d also been one of Luke’s casual tormentors through their four years of high school.

Arnie leaned forward to look past him from where they sat on the curb. “It is! Luke the Puke. And look at his great summer job. State Fair garbage guy.” He raised his voice. “Hey! Luke!”

Luke hunched but didn’t turn their way, just picked up another cup that had missed the trash and deposited it in the barrel.

“Hey! Talking to you, Fountain,” Arnie called.

Mason grabbed his arm. “Forget him. We’re heading out soon.” He hoped. They were twenty-third in the parade, and the sun was melting his brain. Why he’d signed up for marching band in the furnace of a Minnesota August, he’d never know.

Because you love to show off for a big crowd with your bandmates. Don’t front.

Arnie shook him off and waved at the staging area. “The hell we are. Look at them all. Fifteen minutes, at least. Let’s say hi to our old friend.” He pushed up off the curb and turned toward Luke.

Shit, shit, shit. Mason scrambled to his feet too, clarinet in hand.

Arnie walked around Luke, forcing the guy to look at him. “Hey, Fountain, it’s been years. Whatcha doin’?”

“Working.” Luke’s answer was barely audible over the noise of performers warming up.

“Working? Picking up other people’s trash?”

Luke shrugged one big shoulder, his dangling ID badge sliding over the faded blue of his T-shirt. Mason suddenly had a flash memory of Luke’s eyes, that same gentle blue, staring into his. Damn it, Arnie. Calling Arnie off when he was on the hunt for fun wouldn’t work, but he might intercept. “Hey, Luke. Can you show me the nearest portapotty? I think I’m gonna puke.”

Luke darted a look at him. “Sure.”

“Lead the way?” He hurried away from Arnie, dodging a tall woman in heels and kid in a Twins hat, relieved when Luke followed him.

“Jeeze, Mason,” Arnie called after them. “Gonna let Fountain take you to the bathroom?”

Mason gave him a middle finger behind his back as he led the way deeper into the crowd. When they were screened from view, he paused and turned. Luke was right behind him and had to put a hand on his chest to keep from running into him. Mason felt the warmth of Luke’s palm through the polyester of his band uniform. “Sorry about Arnie. He hasn’t grown up since eighth grade.”

“It’s okay.” Luke lowered his hand. “Do you need the portapotty?”

“No. It was all I could think of, y’know?”

Luke shook his head, a frown creasing his forehead beneath the brim of his John Deere cap. He looked as uncertain as he had when Mason had tutored him in algebra. A tiny pang tugged inside Mason’s chest. That lost look had always made him feel protective, like Luke was some kind of little brother instead of a year older. “I’m sorry I pointed you out to Arnie.” What else to say? “It’s good to see you. How’ve you been?”

That got him another lopsided shrug and an “Okay.” But he’d tutored Luke in math for a whole year, and he recognized the okay that meant Luke was about to go under water.

Are you in college? He managed not to say that, even though it’d explain why Luke wasn’t an hour away, back home in Buffalo. Luke hadn’t been much of a student, and there’d never been money for college. His dad barely scraped by on their farm. Luke wore a lot of secondhand-looking clothes with holes that weren’t fashionably distressed by some sweatshop worker in China. “How’s the farm?”

Luke’s full lips pressed into a straight line as he glanced past Mason. They were blocking traffic on the sidewalk. People streamed around them, heading for the parade route. “Don’t you have to get back? To march?”

“Eventually, yeah. I’ve got time.”

“Well, I don’t. I’m on the clock.”

“Summer job?” Why? Summer should be the busy time on the farm. He wasn’t sure he wanted to know why Luke was here instead.

“Yep.” Luke moved off down the sidewalk, deftly snatching litter without tripping anyone up. Also without looking back. Mason followed him.

“Does it pay well?”

That got him a sideways glance. “What d’you think?”

“Okay, probably not.” He had to jog a couple of steps to keep up. He was short, and Luke looked like he’d kept growing past the towering six-foot-something that Mason remembered from graduation. “Some State Fair jobs do pay. I know guys who make a mint working the two weeks of Fair.”

“Good for them.” Luke closed his grabbers on a cup, hard enough to pop off the lid and spray bright blue Freezie-melt out the top.

A passing man did a quick jump to avoid soaked sneakers and grunted, “Shit! Watch what you’re doing.”

“Sorry, sir.” Luke transferred the cup to the nearby barrel, then deftly bagged the lid as well, and strode on.

“Come on, dude.” Mason grabbed at Luke’s arm. “Hold up a sec. I just want to talk.”

Luke turned. “About what?”

“How you’ve been. What’s new. It’s been two years.”

“Yep. And you’re still hanging out with Arnie.”

Ouch. “We’re in the band together. I don’t spend much time around him, normally.” That was true, although with rehearsing for the Fair, they’d somehow drifted closer together again. He’d felt strangely rootless this summer, and Arnie was a face from home. Though not a good one. “When classes start, I’ll see him for maybe three hours of rehearsal a week.”

“What kind of classes? Math?”

“Psychology. College math isn’t my thing.”

“You did great in math.”

“For high school, sure.” He’d managed a 790 on the SAT, and he was proud of that. Didn’t make him a math geek, though. “I don’t love it. Now psych? That shit’s interesting.”

“Like what?”

He groped for something Luke might appreciate. “Like taste-aversion learning. Rats have it. They can’t barf anything up, so if a rat eats something poisonous, they’re gonna die. So if something they eat makes them even a little sick, they’ll never, ever eat that again. One trial, and they hate it for life. Keeps ’em safe.”

Luke nodded slowly. “Good thing people aren’t like that. Beer sellers would go out of business.”

“Fuck, yeah.” He grinned.

Luke pulled off his cap and wiped his forehead with the back of his wrist. “Hot one today. You should drink lots, when you’re marching. Don’t keel over.” He put the cap back on, tugged it down, and hefted his stick.

“Wait!”

“What? You’ll be up soon. You should get back to Arnie.” That might’ve been disinterest, except for the hint of emotion that sharpened Arnie’s name.

“I’d rather hang out with you.”

“The band might miss your flute.” Luke waved at his clarinet.

“It’s not”—they both said together—“a flute.” For a second, Mason was transported back to eleventh grade and a school hallway. Our stupid routine. Luke repeating, “Well, what is it, then?” and me inventing things like “music-teacher torture device” and “blowpipe.” Behind them, a new band launched into their first number. Mason blinked. “I guess I should get back. Hey, can I call you sometime? Catch up?”

The light dimmed in Luke’s blue eyes, like shutters closing. “Not much to tell. Good luck with school. No heatstroke, now, y’hear?” This time when he strode off, there was no way Mason would keep up short of running. And how stupid would he look, running after a guy who clearly didn’t want to see him again? He watched Luke vanish into the crowd, his green cap bobbing above other heads for a while, and then gone.

He made his way back to where the band was waiting. They were on their feet, rolling out their shoulders, adjusting instruments, and tugging hats straighter on sweaty foreheads. Arnie hurried up and shoved Mason’s hat at him. “You almost missed it. Are you really sick?”

He tightened the binder on his ponytail, then crammed the hat on his head. “Nah. Just the heat, y’know.”

“Yep. Whose idea was it to do this in full uniform?”

“That would’ve been Dr. Tristan’s. You want to complain to him?”

Arnie shuddered. “Nope. I prefer heatstroke.” He led the way to where they were forming up. “We need some band groupies. Like, that high school band that went off had a dozen moms running alongside spritzing them with water. I want pretty girls in shorts with water pistols.”

“Or pretty boys,” Mason agreed.

“You are so gay.”

“Well, duh.” He usually dialed it back around Arnie, but it wasn’t as if he hadn’t come out years ago. Arnie knew he was fucking gay. Or currently nonfucking gay. “Maybe leather guys, with naked chests and—”

Arnie elbowed him harder than usual. “Shut your trap. The doc’s about to give us our orders.”

Mason listened with half his attention to Dr. Tristan’s clear voice. They’d practiced for so long, he could practically quote the pep talk. So he stood in the brilliant August sunshine with sweat trickling down his back and wondered if Luke might turn back to watch them go. Wondered why Luke hadn’t said one word more than necessary about his last two years or the farm. Wondered if the big guy was so desperate for money that picking trash sounded good. Wondered—a toot into his ear from Arnie’s horn woke him to the fact that they were poised and ready. He raised his clarinet, hoping his reed was holding up in the heat. Then he had no room in his head for anything but the doc’s tricky arrangements and following his field commander.


LUKE MADE sure he was well down Judson Avenue before Mason and Arnie’s band started. He didn’t want to see Mason pull his long, dark hair back, tilt his stupid plumed hat to just the right angle, and raise his instrument. He wanted to forget how that always pulled the jacket tight across Mason’s slim shoulders. Not to mention the bibber overall-things the bands wore that were pure sin around an ass like Mason’s. Luke had managed, over the last two years, to forget how good Mason looked in that uniform. He hadn’t needed a reminder. That’d been a different life, hanging around after school to watch the high school band practice, yearning after one more impossible fantasy.

This was real, and dreaming just hurt.

He slowed at the splat of a cup hitting the sidewalk. Crap! Job. He made himself stop and pick it up. Get back to work. He’d walked beyond his zone, but he could work back up Judson. By the time he reached the parade staging area, Mason would be off down the route. Out of sight. Out of his life and thoughts and dreams again. Hopefully for good. His stomach twisted unpleasantly.

Shouldn’t have skipped lunch. But spending the whole day picking up the remains of other people’s food would put anyone off. He’d eat something cheap and not deep-fried later.

He worked doggedly, eyes on the ground, shutting out the sounds of the crowd—the fussing of tired kids, the laughter of someone trying to eat key lime pie on a stick, the shrieks from around the haunted house. Following his assigned route, he traded overflowing trash bags for empties in the barrels, stowing the full ones out of sight till after closing. His shirt clung sweatily to his back. His feet swam in his sneakers. I’m glad plastic gloves are optional.

Somehow, on this tenth day of the Fair, it was much harder to shut out distractions and just work. Till now, he’d treated this like the high-rise janitorial job he’d had—pretend to be invisible, ignore everyone, focus only on the cleaning. But today, familiar sights and sounds kept breaking through his walls.

The clop of horses’ hooves down the paved street made him look up. Two preteens rode their ponies side by side, tan Stetsons hanging down their backs by the chin cords, feet dangling out of the stirrups. The sun lit the kids’ blond hair and the ponies’ black-and-white manes. He was hit with envy so intense it made his vision darken. 4-H days when the Fair meant showing off Dad’s best heifer and riding double behind Nick past the Coliseum. They’d ambled along on Nick’s quarter horse, like those kids, so superior to the poor city folk who came to the Fair to see livestock like they were seeing tigers at the zoo.

Luke leaned against the side of the Dairy Building, squeezing his eyes shut. Don’t think about it. Don’t remember. Someone passed close by, chattering about the sculpture of Princess Kay of the Milky Way done in butter. Nick’s sister had been a finalist when she was a junior. She said her butter sculpture made her look like Mulan. Don’t remember.

This was just a job. He’d applied for sanitation work, not barn crew, on purpose. Ten bucks an hour. No stupid memories. Do the job for thirteen days, get the check, go away. Go on. Go on. He pushed off the wall, glanced around, and snagged a paper napkin blown up against a post. Doing his job.

He made it through the rest of his shift somehow, riding on waves of mini donut aroma—I ate three bags one time—and the creak of the skyride overhead—Nick dared me to drop a shoe from up there once, had to buy flip-flops, and Dad took it out of my allowance—and a hundred flashes of the red, white, and blue Twins logo—I don’t even know how the team’s doing this year. Time seemed to stutter back and forth. One moment he could still hear the sound of the marching bands on the parade route, taking forever to finish, and an instant later, it was the end of his shift.

After clocking out, he checked his near-empty wallet. He wouldn’t get paid for over a week. Smart thing would be to head out the gates, catch the bus, and go home to his ramen noodles and a tub of cold water for his feet.

I’ve never, ever been smart.

Being at the Fair today hurt in an odd way. Like jumping into the pond the first sunny April day, when it was still way too cold. Like crashing a sled at the bottom of a snow hill, a shock that reminded you how incredibly alive the run had felt. He’d been so numb, he’d forgotten there was still color and music in the world. And mini donuts. Must have mini donuts. He found the nearest stand and handed over his money like he was a millionaire. Hell, yeah. Give me the expensive manna from heaven. The first bite, crunchy with cinnamon sugar, soft and greasy-sweet with dough, burst on his tongue.

Since he was clearly a masochist and wallowing in memories, he headed toward the barns, but halfway there, his resolve ran out. In that cattle barn, he’d shown his 4-H calf, Anne, as a senior yearling, and again as a two-year-old when they’d won her class. He’d shown Brandy to first place as a dry cow before she sold at auction. Dad told him he’d done great.

He couldn’t go there.

Off to his left he spotted the veterinary college’s Miracle of Birth Center. They’d have lambs and piglets and ducks, maybe goats. Critters that were alive and real but not full of memories. He followed the families streaming into the red metal barn.

Inside, the scent hit him first. Clean shavings and hay, and warm animals—sweat and manure and feed—in a mix that made him breathe deep to hold it in his lungs. The aisles were more crowded than he expected. He shuffled along as the kids ahead of him darted between metal pens, oohing and ahing over the wobbly lambs and the huge sows nursing litters of piglets.

A girl pointed at twin lambs nursing. “Look. They like it! They’re wagging their tails.”

There was no reason for that to blind him with tears, but he found himself staggering past the kids toward the back, winding up scrunched against the rails of a pen that held a fine, big-bellied Holstein. Damn it. God damn it. He wiped his face on his shoulder, still clinging to the pen, and knocked his cap off over the rail into nice fresh cow shit. Damn it!

He blinked, then bent stiffly to pick it up. A man’s gnarled hand got it first and held it out. “Here you go, son.”

He kept his face averted. “Thank you, sir.”

“Got a little dirty.”

“It’s good clean dirt.”

The man laughed, deep and hoarse. “Most folk wouldn’t say that about cow crap.”

“It’s just manure.” He glanced up, getting the impression of a weathered face under thick gray hair. “Now if it was pig shit….”

“Hah. Yes.” The man paused.

Luke turned the stained cap around in his hands, staring at his feet because they were easier to look at than the friendly man or the pretty cow.

“Son, are you all right?”

“Yes. Sure.”

“That Deere cap’s seen some weather. You a farm boy?”

“Yes, sir. Dairy. A little beans.”

“Around here?”

“Buffalo.” He pushed enough air through to say, “Was. Was my Dad’s.”

“Was?”

He kicked at a bit of straw with the toe of his sneaker.

“Ah.” There was enough understanding in that single syllable to make his breath come short. “And what’re you doing now?”

“Working the Fair. Sanitation.”

“That’s good, honest work. College in the fall?”

“No, sir.”

“That’s okay. It’s not for everyone.”

“I’ve never been book smart.”

“Animal smart, though?” The man leaned against the rails beside him. “That girl, for instance. What do you think of her?”

Luke pulled himself together, squaring his shoulders like he was in 4-H judging class, and looked at the cow. “Nice strong frame, pinbones a bit high, nice feminine head. Good dairy character, deep chest, wide ribs. Decent legs, pasterns kind of long. Good udder, rear attachment a bit narrow. How many lactations?”

The man laughed. “I knew it. 4-H kid, right?”

“Yes, sir.”

“So was I. About fifty years before you.” He let out a long breath. “Farming’s never paid worth a damn, but it’s a noble calling. I went on to vet school, made a good living from it, now I’m teaching. But every year, there’s less and less kids with a real feel for cattle or pigs or sheep.”

“I guess.” Down the aisle, a little kid was patting a ewe on the head like a dog. Probably thought she was a dog. A giant poodle maybe.

“You miss it, son?”

His throat closed up completely. He pushed the loose straw back under the bottom rail with his foot.

“Sorry. Didn’t mean to make that hurt. You have some kind of job? After the Fair ends?”

“I guess.” Maybe. The janitor company let him go when they’d lost a big contract, but they’d give him a reference. As a cleaner.

“Well, if it doesn’t work out for you, there’s always farmers looking for hands. Pay is generally bad, but there’s decent places out there that could use a guy who knows not to put the milking cluster on sideways.”

He had to chuckle.

“Yeah. See? You wouldn’t have cows kicking expensive equipment into the gutter.”

“Someone did that?”

“You’d be surprised at the unskilled help farmers end up with. You’d be a treasure.”

The vet was looking over the rails at the cow, not at Luke, so he was able to relax a little. “I dunno.” Until this moment he’d have said he couldn’t stand being on someone else’s farm, handling someone else’s cows. Imagining Dad around the corner; Anne and Coco and Belle and Winnie and the others out in the field. Until the moment he’d look, and they wouldn’t be there.

But he was suddenly hungry for it, for hard work that did more than polish a floor for expensive shoes to mark up again next day. He could almost hear the hiss and clunk of the milking machine, feel the steering wheel vibration of a tractor and the warm hardness of a cow’s shoulder under his hands as he backed her out of her stall. “I wouldn’t know where to look.” Not around home, that’s for sure, even if the feedstore did have a bulletin board. There were probably jobs online, like everything else. Maybe somewhere he wouldn’t run into folk who’d known him before, who’d be all sorry about his dad and the farm. Maybe.

“The U has job listings for the agriculture students. Might be something there.”

He stared at the cow, imagining tending her, seeing her calve, making sure the baby nursed right away so it’d thrive. Imagining a farmyard in winter, with ice on the ground and the cows’ breath like fog at the barn door. And summer, hot in under the roof with the steady swish and slap of tails at the mosquitoes. No Dad, though.

The vet reached into a pocket, got out his wallet, and found a card. “Here. My name and email. If you want to follow up, get in touch. What’s your name?”

“Luke Lafontaine.” He took the card.

“Good to meet you, Luke. I have to check on a sheep, but you’re welcome to stay here, long as you like.”

“Thanks.”

“That cow’s Pansy. This’ll be her third calf. I won’t mind if someone knowledgeable keeps an extra eye on her, although I don’t think she’s gonna go tonight.”

The vet turned and headed to where a crowd was gathering. Luke thought about following because there wasn’t much cuter than a newborn lamb. But the excited group of city folk needed to see this more than he did.

He eased along the rail into the corner, close to the cow’s head. She turned, blinking big purple-brown eyes at him, then went back to chewing her cud. She had the longest lashes he’d ever seen on a cow. Totally ridiculous. “I bet none of the bulls can say no to you.” Although no doubt the U used artificial insemination. “I bet you don’t get to have the actual fun, huh?”

He blinked away an image of Mason, looking up from under his own ridiculous eyelashes, saying, “Enough math. Time for us to have some fun.” That moment of soaring hope, before Luke realized fun meant video games, and the flash of hurt after. Back before he knew what real hurt was.

Jesus, seeing Mason is screwing with my head.

Pansy came closer and leaned in like she was looking for a scratch. He rubbed her neck and her wide forehead, then lightly slapped her shoulder. “There’s little kids on the other side. Go show off for them.” She ambled over that way. When he raised his hand, his fingers smelled like home. He ducked out the side exit.

The sun was gold on the horizon. Colored lights on the Midway beckoned. He wasn’t going to waste money on rides—Nick had been the one who loved the swooping, twirling, stomach-churn of the Midway. After Nick and his family moved away, it hadn’t been worth the bucks to go alone. But it was good seeing people have fun.

He crossed the grass between rickety metal fences, stepping over the guard strips covering a hundred power cords. The kiddy rides were the other side of the grounds, but here folk from teens to white-haired grandmas laughed and shrieked and clowned around. The tinny tunes from a dozen flashing speakers met in midair, like a collision of middle-school marching bands. It was loud enough to drown out any sound from the horse barns nearby.

He walked the Fair for a long time, wandering up the sidewalks as the setting sun colored the sky red behind the glowing Ferris wheel. A concert in the bandstand rocked the air as he passed. He walked down Machinery Hill, where lumbering balers and high-end harvesters gleamed softly green and yellow. Dad had never bought new like that. Secondhand was cheaper. But he’d always spent time talking to the salespeople, getting ideas.

The crowds gradually changed, fewer kids, more teens. A father trudged past, pulling two little ones asleep in a red wagon. A tall patch of feed corn loomed out of the dimness to Luke’s right, higher than an elephant’s eye, the cobs drying nicely. A brief flash of reflected eyes between the stalks made him think raccoon, but it vanished with a soft rustle. He passed on by.

Eventually the outer gates were in front of him, and he went through. Happy, tired crowds waited for the buses. He found his line, tuning out the chatter about feet and sunburn and chickens and food and prices. After ten days working, he could predict everything going-home people said, starting with “my feet are killing me.” Except Thursday when number one was “it’s way too hot.”

He pulled the rags of his don’t-care attitude around him. One more day done and dusted. Eighty more bucks. Do it again tomorrow. But all through the ride—standing because other folk needed the seats more—through climbing the stairs to his apartment, washing sketchily, and falling on the couch because it was still his week without a bed, music played in his head. It didn’t sound like Mason’s marching band. Not at all. He repeated that firmly as he crashed into exhausted sleep.


Author Bio:

I get asked about my name a lot. It's not something exotic, though. “Kaje” is pronounced just like “cage” – it’s an old nickname.

I live in Minnesota, where the two seasons are Snow-removal and Road-repair, where the mosquito is the state bird, and where winter can be breathtakingly beautiful. Minnesota’s a kindly, quiet (if sometimes chilly) place and it’s home now.

I’ve been writing for far longer than I care to admit (*whispers – forty years*), mostly for my own entertainment. I mainly publish M/M romance (with added mystery, fantasy, historical, SciFi…) I also have a few Young Adult stories released under the pen name Kira Harp.

My husband finally convinced me that after all that time writing for fun, I really should submit something, somewhere. My first professionally published book, Life Lessons, came out from MLR Press in May 2011. I have a weakness for closeted cops with honest hearts, and teachers who speak their minds, and I had fun writing the four novels and three freebie short stories in the series. I’ve been delighted by the reception Mac and Tony have received.

I now have a good-sized backlist in ebooks and print, both free and professionally published. A complete list with links can be found on my Books page.

I also have  an author page on Goodreads where I do a lot of book reviews. You can find me to chat there– I hang out on Goodreads a lot because I moderate the  Goodreads YA LGBT Books group there. I also post free short YA stories on that group, more than 50 of them so far. Or find me on Facebook.


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