Wednesday, April 19, 2023

Blogger Review: The Case of the Grey Assassin by Charlie Cochrane



Summary:

Alasdair and Toby Investigations #2
Toby Bowe and Alasdair Hamilton make the perfect partnership onscreen and off. While hiding their relationship tests their acting skills to the utmost, a shared penchant for amateur detection challenges their intellect in a way that making films never can.

When a practical joker appears to be targeting Landseer Studios, they're the obvious men to investigate the affair but life turns tricky when they also get asked to help a film critic who's receiving threatening letters. Suddenly they're involved with the hunt for a serial killer and the case begins to cut too close to home for comfort...





Yet another one that sat on my kindle shelf far longer than expected due to my decreased reading mojo.  Better late than never I always say.

The Case of the Grey Assassin is a wonderful follow-up novel in Charlie Cochrane's Alasdair and Toby Investigations series.  It is the second entry in the series and as the first, An Act of Deduction, was two novellas I was very excited to see them in their first full-on novel.  Alasdair and Toby find two who done its before them, one an on-set serial prankster and two, the Grey Assassin serial killer.  It may be hard to think of any serial killer story fall under the cozy genre but the lack of descriptive murderous detail allows it to keep the cozy moniker while still retaining it's level of dangerous mayhem.  And of course, the personal side of Alasdair and Toby definitely heightens the fun.

As with the author's Cambridge Fellows Mystery series, the heat between the MCs is mostly off-page but the chemistry between the two is never in doubt.  Watching them navigate their love while in the public eye at a time in a country where if caught they could actually find themselves behind bars not just publicly condemned as immoral perverts(history's POV not mine) is equal parts "AWWWW!" and "STOP LOOKING AT EACH OTHER!"πŸ˜‰.  As their off-screen detection skills grow that too also increases their time under the microscope.  Luckily the studio has their backs but there is still that fear of "will one look of longing too many be too hard to cover up?".

As for the cases, as you may expect from me, you have to read for yourself to discover the ins and outs of each.  I can tell you that you will never be bored nor will ever be certain before the reveal, you may think you figured one or the other out but there's always something around the corner that makes you second, third, or even fourth guess yourself.  That right there is what makes this mystery brilliant and Charlie Cochrane one of my favorite who-done-it storytellers.  There isn't a single character or event that is there to simply stuff the pages, they all have a part to play and that too adds to the brilliance of where this all leads.

Cozy or violent, mystery is mystery to me and The Case of the Grey Assassin is mystery at it's finest, being historical with the perfect blend of romance, drama, and humor brings this mayhem a classic in the making.  I've said it before and I'll say it again, the Brits just have a knack that makes them a mastery at mystery and Charlie Cochrane's Alasdair, Toby, and The Case of the Grey Assassin is a prime example.  Definitely not to be missed by any mystery lover.

RATING:



London, 1952 
“With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship.” Alasdair Hamilton took Fiona Marsden’s dainty left hand in his, while in his right he held the wedding ring, turning it to catch the light. ​

Fiona, eyes alive with demure expectation, smiled with exactly the right amount of promise of passion to come. ​

“With all my worldly—” ​

“Alasdair!” Alexander Rattigan’s voice rang out across the studio floor. How vexatious. Alasdair couldn’t remember the last time a director had stopped him in mid-scene.  He, Toby Bowe and Fiona—the stellar trio whose performances filled Landseer Pictures’ coffers—prided themselves on the paucity of takes they required to get a scene safely in the can. The Royal Romance was proving no exception to the rule. ​

“Sorry to interrupt you both but there’s a buzzing coming from somewhere. You may not be picking it up but the microphones will. Irrespective of that, it’s extremely annoying.” Alexander turned to his assistant, an efficient young man who was becoming invaluable on the set. ​

“Jack, will you see if you can find out where that infernal row is emanating from and put a stop to it? The rest of you can take a break while we sort this out.”

“Relief at last,” Toby said, rolling his shoulders and taking off his plumed, royal blue tricorn hat.               “I know this is a royal wedding scene but I feel like the queen of the May.” ​

“How do you think I feel?” Fiona said, fanning herself with an ivory-coloured prayer book. “I’ve got six petticoats on under here. This is what it must be like to be a mille feuille. Do you think anyone—even royalty—really wore things like this in the eighteenth century? It would have driven me mad.” ​

“I doubt anybody wore anything resembling what the wardrobe department turns out. In any era or setting.” Alasdair, perspiring under the lights, imitated Fiona’s fanning motion with his hat, much to the consternation of his dresser, who came haring up and took it from him. “Alexander, please can we take a small break? My forehead’s dripping and that noise is becoming a distinct nuisance.” ​

“Of course. Back to your dressing rooms where you have them, please and we’ll aim to resume in twenty minutes. By which time the buzz will have—aha!” To everyone’s relief the noise, which had been steadily increasing in decibels, suddenly ceased. ​

The four actors under the lights, which included one venerable old soul portraying the archbishop who was conducting the ceremony, headed for the comfort of their dressing rooms, although Alasdair deliberately took his time. He for one wanted to know what had caused the wretched noise and curiosity took precedence over relief for the moment. Not least because he was still annoyed at being interrupted when he’d been giving one of his best performances. He was unlikely to be taking the wedding vows himself at any point and he’d secretly imagined he was saying the words to Toby, which was producing an air of authenticity that would stand out on the screen. The audiences would believe that he was either a brilliant actor or he harboured a secret passion for Fiona which for some reason would never be requited, probably because she was secretly engaged to one of the dashing gentlemen on whose arm she was often draped. ​

If the adoring public knew that Fiona was quietly heading for marriage to an orthopaedic surgeon, whereas Toby and Alasdair had eyes for nobody but each other, they’d have been—respectively—disappointed and horrified. Except in the case of the more understanding females and the gents who occasionally sent the two male stars anonymous but  passionate missives. ​

In terms of maintaining their image, both professionally and personally, Alasdair hoped to be able to repeat the same quality of performance when the scene came to be shot again. ​

“Jack, well done.” Alexander’s words snapped Alasdair out of the thoughts he’d been lost in. The director’s assistant had reappeared, gingerly carrying something. “What was making that din?” ​

“This.” Jack held out a small, slightly battered metal object. “It appears to be a battery-operated device whose sole purpose is to produce a buzz. An increasingly loud buzz, at that. By the time I found it, the thing was almost unbearable to get close to.” ​

“Where was it? Alasdair asked.

“Wedged under a chair. Easy to locate, given the racket.” Jack shook his head. “I couldn’t work out how to turn it off, so I found a hammer and smashed the wretched machine to pieces.” ​

Alexander took the device, inspected it, then proffered it to Alasdair. ​

“I won’t touch it, thank you, as I’m in costume. There could be oil or battery acid seeping out and wardrobe would have my guts for garters if I made a mess of what I’m wearing. It’s a shame you had to smash it, Jack, although I can appreciate you may have had little choice.” 

​“A shame?” Jack’s ironic inflection spoke volumes. An actor’s voice in the making. Rumour had it that he’d had a chance to play bit parts at Lion Studios but had turned it down because his uncle worked there, and Jack wanted to carve his own path. “Why is that?” ​

“Because you might have destroyed the evidence.” Alasdair smiled, as the director and Toby—who’d discarded the most elaborate parts of his costume and had returned to see the fun no doubt—made understanding noises. “It’s my suspicious mind, of course. This device has been set deliberately either as a stupid prank or as something worse.” 

​“Worse?” Alexander asked, before taking a horrified glance at what Jack was holding. “You don’t think that was actually a bomb, do you?” ​

“Heavens!” The item in question plummeted to the ground as Jack discarded it. “We should all get out of here.”

“There’s no need, I’d have thought.” One of the cameramen coolly bent down to peer at the battered metal, then looked over his shoulder. “Eric? What do you think?” ​

Eric, the genius in charge of all the electrics on set, a man regarded by most as the master of many arcane arts, strolled over, then went down on his haunches to get a better view. “Harmless, I’d have said, Douglas. In my opinion that’s no explosive device.” ​

Douglas the cameraman nodded. “Exactly. Can’t see anything to go off bang, for a start.” ​

Alexander drew his handkerchief over his perspiring brow. “Thank God for that.” ​

“Well done, chaps,” Toby said. “Take this pair’s word for it, Jack. Douglas and Eric both dealt with unexploded ordnance during the war so they should know. I’d be fascinated to hear their expert opinions.” ​

Douglas eased himself onto the floor—surprisingly well for a man who’d lost a limb in the performance of his duty—to inspect the object more closely. “It has a timer and what appears to be a small loudspeaker, so on first appearances it’s nothing other than already surmised. Something designed to produce the maximum of noise at a given time.” He glanced up at Alasdair. “Was a bomb what you meant by worse, or did you have something else in mind?” ​

“The latter. I wondered if somebody, rather than playing a stupid joke, was deliberately trying to interrupt our filming schedule. A serious intention rather than a comical one.” Alasdair, suddenly aware that he must look ridiculous, dressed in satin and lace, and ruffled up to the nines, while discoursing seriously on potential disruption, shot Toby a pleading glance to come to his aid. ​

His lover obliged. “That’s a good point. Are you thinking this may be an attempt to get filming stopped? Such sabotage happens, although I’ve not personally come across it on a film set. There’s always a first time for everything, though.” ​

Alexander, evidently unnerved at such a prospect, blanched. “Then we must be on our guard. Jack, can you organise a small party to check for any similarly vexatious devices, while the cast carry on with their break? I’d like to recommence filming in fifteen minutes as planned.” 

​Back in his dressing room and with as much of his costume off as was worth discarding for the short break, Alasdair pondered over the incident which had just taken place. He’d need to talk this over with Toby as soon as an opportunity presented itself. As though summoned by those thoughts, a knock on the door, a head poking around it and a bright, “Alasdair!” heralded the arrival of his co-star. ​

“Do we—you—really think somebody is trying to throw a spanner in the Landseer works?” Toby asked, as he flung himself into a chair. ​

Alasdair daintily shrugged, a movement he was attempting to perfect for a scene they’d be filming the next day, where he was to eschew his father’s choice of bride for him. He wanted to convey a lack of mental clarity with a hint of polite disagreement.

“Is that the shrug for tomorrow? It’s coming on. I look forward to seeing that in the rushes.” Toby chuckled. “So is your answer to my question I don’t know?” ​

“It’s more I wouldn’t like to commit myself. Too easy to read too much into things. Or hope to read too much into them, if that makes sense.” ​

“It does indeed. Exactly the kind of intrigue that’s most gratifying. Slender evidence so far that it’s anything other than a stupid joke, though. Some young lad who thinks he’ll ‘ave a bit of a lark.”               The cockney accent was coming on, although Toby would likely not need it on screen, unless the next Holmes and Watson film saw the good doctor going undercover in the East End. Given the way that the scriptwriters played fast and loose with Conan Doyle’s stories, anything was possible. ​

“True. This device certainly smacks of the overactive schoolboy imagination.” Which was why Alasdair had told his overactive imagination to exercise a note of caution. They’d been fortunate—if one might use the term—so far, to have had puzzles thrust upon them to solve. Buried treasure, a missing secretary, a murdered fellow actor: all these unexpectedly had occupied their minds previously and the thrill of the investigational chase had proved intoxicating. The fact they portrayed Holmes and Watson on the screen and had the chance to play the same roles off it must have been unique in the history of amateur detection. “Still, it’s a shame the thing got wrecked.” ​

“You’re not thinking that part is suspicious?” Toby glanced over his shoulder, as if to check whether they could be overheard. He lowered his voice. “Jack being involved in planting the device and hence destroying the thing to hide any evidence?” 

​“I confess it crossed my mind. He might have known there was an excellent chance he’d be asked to go and deal with the device once it started to make a din and could have legitimately volunteered in the event of not being asked. Talking of legitimate, whoever planted the buzzer must have had a reason to be on the premises. Landseer security is pretty efficient at keeping unwanted visitors off the set.” ​

“As you said previously, true. Although there is a small army of folk who have proper reason to be here, not just the actors and crew. Cleaners, scene painters, those who work in the offices. They’d all have opportunity.” ​

Toby tipped his head back in the direction of the set. “As for Jack, while I appreciate your reasoning, it would be an entirely natural response to wallop the thing. Were I the one sent to deal with it and had found it screaming its mechanical heart out, retaining any evidence would hardly be uppermost in my mind. That noise was annoying enough at a distance, so imagine what it must have been like close at hand. It would have driven anyone out of the realms of common sense and into a blind fury in which there was only one priority. Stopping the damn buzzing.” ​

Alasdair essayed the extravagant sigh he was also perfecting for the upcoming scene. “You’re probably right. Although bear with me when I point out that if this does turn out to be more than a practical joke, and fingerprints are taken, Jack’s will be on there. You can’t tell when a thing was handled, only by whom and in what order.” ​

“I’ll grant you that, Sherlock.” Toby stretched. “Better go and get back into my finery. If this annoyance is part of a bigger campaign of disruption, it’ll soon become apparent.” ​

“Indeed.” And while Alasdair would be pleased if it did—so long as he and Toby were allowed to poke their noses into the investigating of the situation—he felt treasonous for wishing so. While his primary loyalty was to Toby, his second was to Landseer and to those fans of the golden trio who placed their bums on seats time and again to watch their films, keeping him in a lifestyle many could never even aspire to. Any attack on Landseer would be an attack on him.


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If the men of St. Bride’s College knew what Jonty Stewart and Orlando Coppersmith got up to behind closed doors, the scandal would rock early-20th-century Cambridge to its core. But the truth is, when they’re not busy teaching literature and mathematics, the most daring thing about them isn’t their love for each other—it’s their hobby of amateur sleuthing.

Because wherever Jonty and Orlando go, trouble seems to find them. Sunny, genial Jonty and prickly, taciturn Orlando may seem like opposites. But their balance serves them well as they sift through clues to crimes, and sort through their own emotions to grow closer. But at the end of the day, they always find the truth . . . and their way home together.

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Be sure and check the author's website for a complete chronological list of novels, novellas, free short stories in the Cambridge Fellows Mysteries Universe.

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Cambridge Fellows Mysteries


Monday's Mysterious Mayhem


Alasdair and Toby Investigations

Alasdair & Toby and Cambridge Fellows



Author Bio:
As Charlie Cochrane couldn't be trusted to do any of her jobs of choice - like managing a rugby team - she writes. Her favourite genre is gay fiction, predominantly historical romances/mysteries, but she's making an increasing number of forays into the modern day. She's even been known to write about gay werewolves - albeit highly respectable ones.

Her Cambridge Fellows series of Edwardian romantic mysteries were instrumental in seeing her named Speak Its Name Author of the Year 2009. She’s a member of both the Romantic Novelists’ Association and International Thriller Writers Inc.

Happily married, with a house full of daughters, Charlie tries to juggle writing with the rest of a busy life. She loves reading, theatre, good food and watching sport. Her ideal day would be a morning walking along a beach, an afternoon spent watching rugby and a church service in the evening.


EMAIL:  cochrane.charlie2@googlemail.com 



The Case of the Grey Assassin #2

An Act of Detection #1

The Case of the Undiscovered Corpse #3


Monday, April 17, 2023

Monday's Memorial Moment: Where My Love Lies Dreaming by Christopher Hawthorne Moss



Summary:

As the famous riverboat Le Beau Soleil lazily steams down the mighty Mississippi into the heart of the South, distractions of every sort attempt to pull agent for the Treasury Johnny Stanley away from his assignment. While liquor and gaming are no great temptations, his fascination with Le Beau Soleil’s owner, the debonair Frankie Deramus, means Johnny’s steadfast denial of his attraction to men is no longer feasible. Johnny fights his lust, but when he must come to Frankie’s aid, he can’t ignore his urges any longer.

Their passionate love affair falls apart when Johnny refuses to admit two men can be in love. A bitter confrontation between the lovers at a Mardi Gras masquerade forces Johnny to run north. Frankie tries to follow, but the Southern states secede one by one, making it impossible to track Johnny down. The Civil War pits brother against brother and separates lover from lover. When at last the lovers meet again, it’s on the battlefield….



Part I
Le Beau Soleil
Chapter 1
Chicago, late May 1859
PACKING for his trip to New Orleans, Johnny bustled about his bedroom in his papa’s small house in a near south neighborhood in Chicago. He did not hear the knock on the door downstairs and was startled when his papa came to his open bedroom door and called, “Hansi.” Johnny turned to see his papa’s heartbroken, disappointed expression. “Who is this?” he asked, holding up an envelope. Over their address, it read “John C. Stanley.”

Johnny sighed. “You know that’s me, Papa.”

“But your name is Johann. Johann Steinfeld. Not John C. Stanley.”

“Papa, we have talked about this. I need an American name to do business. I can’t be going about with a German name.”

His papa looked as if he would weep. “Hansi, are you ashamed of being German?”

Johnny wouldn’t admit that to his papa. “No, of course not.”

“You are ashamed of me, then, your old German papa?”

Johnny walked over to snatch the envelope out of his papa’s hand. He knew it contained his railroad and riverboat tickets from the office. “I am not going to get into this argument with you, Papa. You just don’t understand how hard it is to make it in this country if everyone thinks you are a foreigner.”

“But you are a foreigner, Herr Besserwisser. I am a foreigner. Your poor dead mama was a foreigner. Your betrothed, Klara, is a foreigner,” his papa lamented.

Being called “Mr. Know-it-all” as much as the mention of Klara’s name tipped Johnny over the edge. He shouted, “You are goddamned right she is. And that is why I will never marry her. Get that straight in your head, old man. I am not going to marry any damned Bauerntrampel.”

His papa’s eyes grew moist as he said, “So you are going to find some cheap American girl and marry, I suppose.”

Johnny sighed. In English he said reassuringly, “No, Papa. I promise I won’t marry a cheap American girl. I’m sorry. I am not ashamed of Klara or you or Mama or the old country.” He put his hand awkwardly on his papa’s shoulder, such physical comfort being so foreign to them both. “I wish you would stop saying that. I wish you could understand….”

“Ich verstehe,” his father said. “Ich verstehe.” Johnny knew from the way he said it, his papa really did understand, all too well.

“I have to go, Papa,” Johnny said in a softer voice. “I have to catch the train.”

While not Johnny’s first journey on behalf of the U.S. Department of the Treasury, where he worked as a clerk, this trip would be the first to someplace as exotic as New Orleans, one of the fastest growing and most prosperous cities in the country. The Treasury oversaw the rapid expansion of the railroads, and many of the most recent lines were private, hastily constructed, and did not meet to create an effective network for transportation. Often someone who needed to travel east or west of the Mississippi River would travel a short distance by rail only to have to disembark and find transportation by horse or cart to another railroad line to continue their journey. Johnny’s assignment to survey these disconnections would provide the Treasury with prospects for making rail travel continuous between the North and the South. Ironically, he would travel most of the way to New Orleans by riverboat, but he knew while the riverboats could transport everything the railroads could, the railroads would be able to accomplish it for a fraction of the cost.

So Johnny, bags in hand, headed on foot to the large central rail station at the heart of Chicago’s main business district.

It took most of the day to travel by rail to Cairo, Illinois, where he would embark downriver on a grand riverboat with the pretentious name of Le Beau Soleil. All that time on the train gave him the chance he most certainly did not want: to think about the constant debate with his papa. Why could he not understand Johnny’s reason for striving so desperately to blend into the world in which he worked—the American world? That world was suspicious of and resentful toward newly arrived immigrants from such places as Holland, Scandinavia, Italy, Poland, Ireland, and, of course, the countries made up of German-speaking people. He heard derogatory statements—dirty, ignorant, and untrustworthy—about micks, Polaks, dagos, and heinies almost daily. Many people from Johnny’s birthplace, Dresden, had fled the suppressed revolutions of the 1840s and brought with them social and political ideas that clashed with supposed American ideals. His papa’s friend, Herr Holtzmann, Klara and Kurt’s father, would spout radical ideas for hours.

Bad enough they held those ideas, Johnny thought, as the Illinois countryside went by outside the sooty window of the passenger car of the Illinois Central train. Even the properly subdued, neat, and quiet immigrants still gathered in their enclaves and lived as if they had never left the old country, never mixing in American circles, never trying to fit in. Herr Holtzmann insisted they had no choice. “As soon as Americans hear your accent, you are ostracized.”

Johnny didn’t believe that. He smiled to himself when he thought about how hard he had worked to look like an American, to dress like an American, and to speak like an American. To make it into those circles reserved for native-born Americans, he had to change his name. John Stanley had replaced Johann Steinfeld.

 
“WAKE up, Mr. Thompson. We’re coming in to Branch Junction. Mr. Thompson?”

Startled out of his reverie by the conductor’s voice, Johnny pulled into himself as the man leaned across him to touch the shoulder of the occupant of the window seat.

“Mr. Thompson?”

Passengers packed the railway car when it departed from Chicago, which forced Johnny to share the hard wooden seat. When his neighbor, some sort of salesman in a cheap coat and shiny trousers, fell asleep and started to snore, relief flooded Johnny, as he was uninterested in conversation with the talkative man. When the fellow’s head tilted over to rest on Johnny’s shoulder, he let it stay there rather than risk waking him. Johnny became aware of just how pleasant the feeling was, how comfortable, and finally how it made his mind run to thoughts of such intimacy with a man—he shrugged to dislodge the man’s head. After a couple of snorts, the man started snoring again.

Johnny had worked hard to lose his accent and fit in at his job, but he continued to struggle to overcome his unnatural attraction to men. He had to believe he could get past this compulsion, to find an American wife, have American children, and go on as just another American man. He wouldn’t marry Klara, though; she had not tried to fit in, had never bothered to learn much English even though she was born in Chicago. If he married at all, it would be to an American girl, but not someone cheap like his papa feared. She would be a proper American girl. The only stipulation with which he agreed was she should be Catholic, like the Steinfelds and the Holtzmanns. But definitely not Klara, who his father was pressuring him to marry. He struggled with the fact, and he certainly did not tell his papa, but he did not want a woman.

German youths traditionally attended a sort of boys’ gymnasium where they played sports as the Athenian youths had, quite naked. At the age of twelve, his young prick first began to react when he looked at the other boys. He tried to ignore it, hoping the feelings would go away. They did not abate. In fact, his thoughts took on more specific form. He started to imagine touching the other boys. This made his prick stand up more. It must be a mistake, he thought. He tried to stir some interest in the girls he knew, but they did nothing whatever for him. He had no choice but to quit the gymnasium or be found out.

In those days, most immigrant families made use of community groups and facilities like the gymnasium to pool resources rather than either provide them individually or do without. In a city like Chicago, there were public steam rooms, but immigrant populations did not much like sharing them with “Americans.” Leaving the gymnasium meant Johnny lost access to the communal steam room. His papa, puzzled at his decision to quit, mostly complained about Johnny’s attempts to keep clean with a bucket and a rag. Johnny could not explain to his father that he had made the choice in order to avoid having his secret found out.

He managed a compromise by convincing the priest who ran the gymnasium to let him work there as a menial worker, mopping the steam room and doing odd jobs. He did his best to keep his eyes on the floor and not look at all the wet, slippery bodies. Hardest of all was not looking when the older boys—young men really—bathed. They were so beautiful, so virile, so… attractive. At least when left alone in the evening, he could disrobe and take the steam with no one being the wiser.

He finally left that job because of the daily reminder of his perversion and to avoid the attentions of Father Martin, the priest who ran the gymnasium. At first, Johnny blamed himself for somehow luring the older man. He must know about me, somehow, he fretted to himself. One night after hours, when Johnny scrubbed himself in the empty steam room, he happened to look over and saw the man watching him. He tried to laugh it off, but the priest’s actions escalated until another night he cornered Johnny in the steam room, put his hand on Johnny’s shoulder and squeezed it, and promised him sweets if he would just touch him… down there.

Johnny told his papa he had found a job as a paperboy, which paid better.

As he reached adulthood, Johnny had thought about marrying Klara in hopes that having her, timid and dependent, would help him get beyond whatever this thing was. His confessor had told him to pray, do penance, then find a woman. “Better to marry than burn,” the old man had said. Better still to sin with a woman than do the abominable thing with a man.

He took up boxing when he was eighteen, though it meant naked showers again. He found his desires useful in perfecting the manly pursuit of pugilism. If a man attracted him, he hit the man harder. No one had tried to lure him since Father Martin. No one wanted to get close because of the dour, touchy demeanor he’d perfected.

Johnny knew he had to get over this strange aberration. He fought it, he agonized, he did everything he could to hide it from himself, but he had to come to grips with the fact that men—not women—aroused him. He finally pushed it to the back of his mind and chose not so much to deny it as simply to ignore its significance. Perhaps it would pass.

 
“MR. THOMPSON, you got to wake up.” The conductor gave Johnny an apologetic look.

Johnny had given Thompson the window seat so he would not have to climb over the man to get up and stretch his legs. It wasn’t like there was anything to see. Through the layer of coal soot from the engine, Johnny could see only trees, trees, and more trees, with an occasional cluster of shacks near a whistle stop or a tiny one-room house and a barn where some fool was trying to farm, just now breaking up the sod in preparation for planting.

“What? What? Branch Junction? I’m not going to Branch Junction, man!” Thompson woke spluttering. He had drool on his chin and on his tie. He dragged a crumpled handkerchief from his coat pocket and mopped at it.

“Yeah, but your ticket says Patoka. You got to change trains here. ’Less you want to go to Cairo.”

“Oh. All right. Thanks. How long?”

“Five minutes,” the conductor called over his shoulder as he went down the aisle.

Thompson looked at Johnny. “You going all the way to Cairo, Mr. Stanley?”

“Yes, then by riverboat to New Orleans,” Johnny reminded him.

“Oh yes, of course, I remember you said that. Some sort of government worker, aren’t you?” Thompson dusted himself down in preparation for getting up to retrieve his valise from the net above the seats.

Johnny nodded. “The Treasury. Collecting information on transportation routes.”

“Well, that sure is a long trip. But I’ve heard New Orleans is a beautiful city.” He nodded for Johnny to stand so he could move into the aisle. Thompson got up and groaned when he tried to wrest his bag from the sling.

“Can I help you with that?” asked Johnny, since he was taller.

“Oh, yes, if you please. Most kind.”

Johnny stood and snagged the bag. As he did, the train swayed abruptly, throwing the two men against each other. Johnny colored deeply, remembering his thoughts about the warm body leaning against him, but Thompson was looking away for a grip to keep upright, so he did not see the blush.

The train whistle blew, signaling to the Branch Junction station.

“Hope I don’t got to wait here for my connection too long. I haven’t seen my wife in a couple of weeks. She’s expecting our first. You married?” After letting Johnny back in to take the window seat, Thompson set his bag on the aisle seat. He stood, looking down on Johnny as he held onto the back of their bench for balance.

“No, but I am engaged.” Johnny cringed inwardly at the lie. He’d developed the habit to obscure the truth about himself.

“Oh yeah? She pretty?”

Johnny wished the man would go wait on the platform between the cars. “Klara? Yes, pretty enough.”

“You lucky dog. My Muriel ain’t real pretty, but she’s a damn good cook. You wouldn’t know it to look at me.” He let go of the seat back to pat his belly, chuckling. The train put on the brakes, and Thompson almost lost his balance. “Well, nice to meet you, Mr. Stanley. You look out for those pretty ladies down South, if you get my drift.”

Johnny winced when the man winked, actually winked at him. He smiled and nodded.

 
FINALLY in Cairo, Johnny stood on the levee, admiring the stately riverboat moored there. It had steamed into the port just as Johnny walked downhill from the train. He felt relieved, since delays at the junction had made him afraid he would miss his connection. As the riverboat came into the mooring, its great side-wheels slowing, Johnny saw its magnificence. Le Beau Soleil was one of the “best boats,” with four decks and a pilothouse. It could not be called sparkling white, since, like everything else near the levee, soot coated its paint, but the astounding gold-colored sunburst mounted on the grillwork between the smokestacks with its own coating of soot let him see through it to what must have been the real colors. Le Beau Soleil, Johnny thought. He had to concede the boat impressed him.

“Steinfeld!” called a familiar fellow just coming down the gangway.

“Lehrer! What are you doing here?” Johnny said, reluctantly greeting his old schoolmate.

Lehrer looked about for a porter. In German he said, “Wait a minute while I get a boy to fetch my bags and take them to the train station.”

“Boy!” he called in English to a colored man of at least forty. The man dashed over to them and bowed. Lehrer pointed toward the main deck of the boat where his bags sat and told him to “look sharp” and get them on the Chicago-bound train. He dug in his trouser pocket for change and dropped it in the porter’s palm. The man bowed over and over with exaggerated obsequiousness before turning to go up the gangway for Lehrer’s things.

“Have time for a drink?” Lehrer asked, turning back to Johnny.

“I don’t think the riverboat leaves for another couple of hours. So yes, I think so. In fact, let’s get some supper.” Johnny looked about for a saloon.

“I couldn’t eat. They feed you to busting on that boat. But I do want a whiskey. I’ve been here before. I know just the place.” Lehrer led him off the dock and three doors down the riverfront street to a saloon.

Inside, the dim, noisy saloon smelled of river fish cooking, alcohol, tobacco smoke, and unwashed men. Lehrer found a table and signaled to the barkeep. “I’ll have a whiskey. My friend wants something to eat.”

“Yeah, well, all we got is fried fish and turnips.”

“That’ll do,” Johnny said with resignation. “And a beer.”

Lehrer took a sip of his whiskey when the barkeep set it in front of him. Like Johnny, he was clean-shaven except for a modest mustache, his a dark brown while Johnny’s was slightly darker than his blond hair. They were dressed much alike, the new short coat and colorful waistcoat, Johnny’s green and Lehrer’s violet, each topped with a cravat at the throat. Both wore striped trousers and leather boots. They had hung their narrow-brimmed hats on the hat tree inside the door.

“Taking Le Beau Soleil downriver?” He pronounced the boat’s name “Lee Boo Soley.” However, to Johnny’s relief, he spoke English.

“Down to New Orleans for the Department,” Johnny supplied. “Pretty swank boat, eh? I’m surprised they booked me on it. It has to cost a pretty penny.”

“You are not kidding. You’d think you were in some kind of palace. Wait until you see the grand cabin. Like Versay or something.”

Johnny’s fried fish and boiled turnips came, and he hesitated only a moment before he tucked in. “Versay?” he asked.

“You know. That great big palace in France. Where the king who got his head chopped off lived.”

“Oh, Versailles,” Johnny corrected.

“Yah, that one. Anyway, it’s all rich woods and gilding and paintings on the walls. You are traveling second class, aren’t you?” Lehrer signaled for a refill of his whiskey.

“Yes, even more surprising. I bet even the poor folks can’t be too poor to travel on that thing.” Johnny found he enjoyed his supper more than he had expected.

“No doubt. No nigger slaves or Indians being shipped West. That’s probably why. But you got to see this statue in a fountain in the dining cabin. Greek or Roman or something and hardly a stitch on. Too bad it’s a man.”

Oh hell, Johnny thought but said aloud, “Not very decent.”

Lehrer chuckled. “No, it ain’t. The fellow who owns the boat is some bigwig gambler. A frog and a real fairy, if you ask me. Probably gets his jollies looking at that statue. It has some cloth around its balls. He is probably the only one who gets to take a peek under it.” He stopped talking abruptly, then went on in a more serious voice. “Not that I’d want to, you understand.” He shrugged, then winked at Johnny. “If I want to see a prick, a bigger one than that statue’s got, I just look down when I take a piss, right?”

Johnny cleared his throat. “So what are the staterooms like? And you said they really feed you?”

“Comfortable. Like a whore’s bedroom, really. I felt like the Prince of Wales, with all that velvet and carpets and paintings on the wall. That is, if the Prince of Wales had to share his stateroom with some other fellow. And yeah, they feed you four times a day, breakfast, supper, dinner, and if you want it, food with your drinks in the saloon. I never want to eat again.”

Johnny picked up the last piece of fish, popped it in his mouth, then took out his pristine handkerchief to wipe his greasy fingers.

“They had a singer and this colored piano player too. And of course, there’s the star attraction….”

Johnny showed interest. “Oh yeah? What was that?”

“Why, the Nancy!” Lehrer said as though it was common knowledge, which Johnny supposed it could be. “He’s a famous poker player. They say he is honest as old Honest Abe, that Springfield politician. Never cheats. I don’t believe it, of course.”

Johnny snorted derisively. “As though there was such a thing as an honest gambler. He owns the boat? That just confirms it. You don’t get that rich by playing straight.”

“You said it, Steinfeld.” He finished his glass of whiskey and went on. “Hey, we had some excitement on the way north. Somewhere shy of Baton Rouge, we stopped where there was a wreck.”

Johnny picked up his mug of beer. “A wreck? What happened? Is that why the boat was late getting in?”

“I suppose so. It was a smaller boat, just a couple decks and a pilothouse, forget the name. It ran into some debris in the river. It wasn’t really a wreck. Just stuck. This Deramus fellow, Miss Nancy I mean, pulled it off the sandbar or whatever and waited until they made sure there was no damage, then the little boat went on its way south.”

“Well, that’s good, I guess,” Johnny replied.

 
TWILIGHT descended before Le Beau Soleil left Cairo for points south on the river. Johnny found he shared a stateroom every bit as elegant as Lehrer had described. Johnny relaxed when he met his roommate, a mousy little man with spectacles, a parson or some such.

He made his way to supper in the grand cabin, which he found fitted out like a Paris restaurant. It had a design of fleur-de-lis and sunbursts on the wallpaper, framed paintings of what he assumed to be scenes of New Orleans, and furniture upholstered in the same forest-green velvet as the curtains on the windows. Elaborately carved and gilded doorframes seemed a touch too much even in all this luxury.

Johnny looked up and up at the tall ceiling, at least three decks high, he guessed, and saw the fading light shining through the stained-glass skylight. As a steward led him to his table, he caught sight of the statue in the fountain. The Apollo Belvedere, if he was not mistaken. His cheeks flushed pink at the magnificent physique of the god. The statue’s arm extended gracefully. His genitals were, indeed, masked with a white cloth of some kind. Johnny felt drawn to the solemn face, with its marble lips that seemed somehow soft and warm.

At the sound of a cleared throat, he realized the steward had pulled out a chair for him at a table. He thanked the man and sat.

Johnny sat at a table with well-dressed but obviously second-class passengers, two women, mother and daughter, neither attractive, and three men. Instead of a dinner party seating, which alternated men and women, they sat with people they knew or by themselves. Two of the men were obviously friends or colleagues, judging by their familiarity. The third was a middle-aged man whose bald head reflected the light from the elegant chandeliers.

“So, Mr. Hamilton, you going to get in on a game this evening?” one of the younger men, a pudgy fellow in a too-tight suit, asked.

“I might, Mr. Knowles. At least I will have a look. They say Deramus is a cold-blooded fellow, which I guess you have to be to be a cardplayer.”

Mr. Knowles’s companion, Mr. Casey, who turned out to be a fellow surveyor, joined the conversation. The three talked about what they had heard of Frankie Deramus and how he did not always win, but when he did win—often enough—he always won big.

The older woman pressed her lips tightly together. “Gamblers are the worst sort of people!” she declared. Her daughter, a fork of salad greens on its way to her mouth, stared at her.

“Worse than a murderer, Mrs. Montane?” the bald man said, his lips twisted in a sardonic smile.

“Cheaters, bounders, river slime. Debauchers of innocent women. Catholics,” she concluded, adding emphasis to the last word.

Johnny turned to Mr. Knowles, who sat next to him. “Can you point out this Deramus fellow?”

“Sure thing. He’s over there, the fellow who needs a haircut, the one with the thin mustache and the big gem in his cravat.” He pointed to a table not in front of, but near the scandalous statue. “See him? He’s looking over here right now, in fact.”

Johnny followed the man’s pointing finger straight into coal-black eyes. That must be Deramus. The only one at the table of high-class folks who fit Knowles’s description, he stared straight at Johnny.

“Must have a sixth sense for attention,” Mr. Casey put in. “Knew we were talking about him.”

Mr. Hamilton chuckled. “That type always thinks he’s the center of attention.”

Johnny could not tear his eyes away from that steady gaze. He had no doubt Deramus looked directly at him. Why? Did he have some sort of sign on his forehead? Was the man really what Lehrer had said, a Miss Nancy, and could he see if another man liked other men? Johnny frowned and tried to look away. When he finally started to turn his face, he saw the man smile amusedly and lift his glass of wine in a salute. Johnny felt his face go red.

He wanted to go watch Deramus play cards that night, but he didn’t. Instead, he sat in his stateroom and read a newspaper while his mousy roommate studied a Bible.

That night, he dreamed of marble arms coming around him, turning him, and marble lips that were indeed soft and warm on his own. It felt like the statue had grown a thin mustache.


Author Bio:

I am a gay transman chock full of stories from history, with a transgender knight, a gay riverboat gambler, you name it. I love how history can lend so many possibilities and at the same time give us a background for our own lives. I grew up in California, Alaska and Chicago as Nanette Haas always a writer. I wrote my first short story at seven, and in my early teens began the stories with a friend that ultimately became AN INVOLUNTARY KING, my first novel. I married in my late twenties, but later discovered I am transgender. That's when I became Christopher Hawthorne Moss, otherwise known as Kit. Interestingly, my husband Jim stayed with me and we have now been together over thirty years. I've written all my life, and I have always loved historical fiction, so you will find my stories take place in all eras and locations. I believe that gay and transgender people have always been among us and that it is up to me as an author to make their lives realistic and, where possible, positive and rewarding. It is my job to make it credible. I think with my characters you will find much to identify with. I hope you do.





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Sunday, April 16, 2023

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Sunday's Short Stack: Lessons in Keeping a Dangerous Promise by Charlie Cochrane



Summary:

Cambridge Fellows Mysteries #13
Jonty Stewart and Orlando Coppersmith like nothing better than being asked to solve mysteries, but when they get commissioned to help someone fulfil a vow he made to a late comrade in arms, matters start to cut too close to home for both of them.





Not sure why it took me so long to get to Lessons in Keeping a Dangerous Promise as Charlie Cochrane's Cambridge Fellows Mysteries is one of my absolute favorite series and Jonty and Orlando definitely rank high on my Top 10 ships list.  I hate to keep saying it but unfortunately my reading mojo still hasn't quite returned after it fell way down during Covid.  Slowly but surly it's creeping back and I have quite a list of stories to catch up on, well Dangerous Promise was one of them.

Despite it taking me way longer than normal to read Jonty and Orlando's latest case, I loved it as much as ever.  The pair just never get old.  For a couple of reasons, this latest case put before them hits home more than some of their others.  Having been asked to prove the guilt or innocence of a curate who has been accused of being a little too friendly with a few of the young boys in his parish and when it's a fellow veteran of The Great War who brings the case to them, how can they refuse?  

I still miss the contributions by Jonty's parents into their cases but Lavinia has stepped in and does her share of assisting that brings a level of fun spirited moments to the story that only a sister can.  Readers of Cambridge Fellows will know that Jonty has a sad history with being messed with in his youth in a similar way the young curate has been accused of, I can't imagine how difficult that could make the case but at the same time I think it gives the pair a sense of needing to know the truth.  If guilty than punishment is needed so the boys can heal but if innocent then the stain of accusation must be removed so the man can heal.  Which is he? Guilty or innocent?  Well, by now you know my answer to that: you have to read to discover for yourself.

Jonty and Orlando are as delightful as ever.  The heat has always been mostly off-page but the chemistry and love between the men is undeniable.  They have what I like to call a "snark and cuddle" quality about them.  "Snarky" may be a bit overstated but their quips with each other makes their cuddle time even more "awwwww"-inducing.  In Dangerous Promise this element that makes their relationship so amazing is just as prominent as it was in Lessons in Love when they first met way back in 1905.

For those who have yet to dive into this cozy historical mystery series, don't let the number of entries scare you.  Once you start you won't want to stop.  I've been reading them as published as there was none of the novellas and still had 2 full lengths to come when I discovered Jonty and Orlando.  Each entry is it's own mystery, there are the occasional past case references but the author keeps the reader updated enough so you won't be lost if you hadn't read that particular referenced case.  The main ongoing elements is the growing relationship between Jonty and Orlando obviously but also friendships and family, those are factors that are important to me to be read in order but not a necessity.  The author keeps a chronological order on her website if you'd like to read them that way.  However you choose to read it, you will never be lacking in highly addictie fun that keeps you guessing right up to the reveal.

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Jonty Stewart looked through the window of his study at St Bride’s college, transfixed by the scene playing out in the court below. Dr Panesar—polymath, pioneer aviator and who knew what else—was trying to catch a wounded pigeon, a pigeon which didn’t appear to want to be caught.

“That’s quite a kerfuffle.”

The voice sounding over his shoulder was so familiar, Jonty barely registered surprise at its owner’s arrival in his room. Anyway, he’d seen Orlando Coppersmith heading across the court and guessed he would be arriving soon.

“Another victim of Hotspur, do you think? Or Mrs Hotspur?”

“Quite likely. They’re doing a marvellous job of keeping the flying vermin under control.” Orlando patted Jonty’s shoulder while they both observed their colleague’s progress. St Bride’s took a great deal of pride in the pair of peregrine falcons which had deigned to nest on the chapel tower and which dived down on their prey at a terrifying rate.

The college took an equal pride in its pair of amateur sleuths, who’d solved mysteries and murders ancient and modern, including a commission from royalty.

“Not far to look for a culprit in the case of the plucked pigeon.” Jonty cuffed his lover’s arm. “It feels a long time since we had a proper case, though. I can’t believe the world has turned virtuous all of a sudden.”

“I will be extremely vexed if it had.” Orlando snorted. “I’m not asking for a murder—it makes me feel very guilty when I’ve been yearning for one and it subsequently lands in our laps, as it were—but a code to unravel or a crime from long ago would be most gratifying.”

Jonty had heard that refrain many a time, either here in college or by their own fireside. While Orlando always had his mathematics and the challenge of trying to get the principles of same into the noddles of his students, it didn’t provide quite the intellectual stimulus of a real-life mystery. “Well, given the way the universe seems to work—or the machinations of Mama sitting on her heavenly cloud forcing the angels to organise a case for you or else she’ll report them for having grubby halos—no doubt some perplexing mystery will soon fall into our laps. A nice, tricky one, with no corpses or other distressing quantities.



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If the men of St. Bride’s College knew what Jonty Stewart and Orlando Coppersmith got up to behind closed doors, the scandal would rock early-20th-century Cambridge to its core. But the truth is, when they’re not busy teaching literature and mathematics, the most daring thing about them isn’t their love for each other—it’s their hobby of amateur sleuthing.

Because wherever Jonty and Orlando go, trouble seems to find them. Sunny, genial Jonty and prickly, taciturn Orlando may seem like opposites. But their balance serves them well as they sift through clues to crimes, and sort through their own emotions to grow closer. But at the end of the day, they always find the truth . . . and their way home together.

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Be sure and check the author's website for a complete chronological list of novels, novellas, free short stories in the Cambridge Fellows Mysteries Universe.

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Author Bio:
As Charlie Cochrane couldn't be trusted to do any of her jobs of choice - like managing a rugby team - she writes. Her favourite genre is gay fiction, predominantly historical romances/mysteries, but she's making an increasing number of forays into the modern day. She's even been known to write about gay werewolves - albeit highly respectable ones.

Her Cambridge Fellows series of Edwardian romantic mysteries were instrumental in seeing her named Speak Its Name Author of the Year 2009. She’s a member of both the Romantic Novelists’ Association and International Thriller Writers Inc.

Happily married, with a house full of daughters, Charlie tries to juggle writing with the rest of a busy life. She loves reading, theatre, good food and watching sport. Her ideal day would be a morning walking along a beach, an afternoon spent watching rugby and a church service in the evening.


EMAIL:  cochrane.charlie2@googlemail.com



Lessons in Keeping a Dangerous Promise #13

Series #1-12

Series Novellas